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Biscuits


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I'll have some of those pink wafers! In fact I'd rather have a pink wafer than a young lady's pink meat - that's how highly i rate them.

 

Honourable mention for Jammy Dodgers too.

What about a young lady’s jammy dodger?

 

Chocolate Digestives; Custard Creams; Shortbread; Arrowroots.

 

All off limits now on account of me being on a low carb diet.

 

I’m 10 kg lighter, and my pre-diabetes has reversed.

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Tony fucking Monero banging on about M&S! Tart au fucking ginger snaps. Dave, I want my fucking subs back.

You haven't worked out that Tony is actually Peter Kay, realising he's abused the garlic bread and cheap pop jokes, and trying new material on a well-known hostile audience?

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17 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I very rarely drink tea but always make a cup, no milk or sugar, for dunking my biscuits in. Usually just lash the remainder down the sink.

Is this while you are running a bag of m&ms with a tea spoon? 

 

Do you snort a line of hot chocolate afterwards? 

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