Biscuits

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Racist

Over my head I'm afraid. Care to explain the joke?

[Champ]

Over my head I'm afraid. Care to explain the joke?

Describing Kimberley as 'chocolate'. Shit joke. Apologies

[Elite]

Behold

 

My man.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I haven't had them since I was about 18. Didn't even know they still made them. Got some today. My word. All other biscuits can fuck off for the foreseeable.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just inhaled the pack. I'm in sugary ginger-infused heaven, on a highway to insulin-coma sleep.

[Guest]

I haven't had them since I was about 18. Didn't even know they still made them. Got some today. My word. All other biscuits can fuck off for the foreseeable.

Where did you get them from?

[Lee909]

Just inhaled the pack. I'm in sugary ginger-infused heaven, on a highway to insulin-coma sleep.

 

God dont say that round a diabetic group

I joined one a while back for some ideas and honestly to see if i could help anyone struggling with the disease

On th whole they really cant take any joke about being diabetic. Really uptight about it. 

Always makes me laugh as i bet most made jokes about other people issues

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Asda

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

God dont say that round a diabetic group

I joined one a while back for some ideas and honestly to see if i could help anyone struggling with the disease

On th whole they really cant take any joke about being diabetic. Really uptight about it.

Always makes me laugh as i bet most made jokes about other people issues

I can understand why they'd be jealous. Dem sweet sweet biscuits. Worth dying for. Hell, I'd even chop my own foot off for another packet tonight.

[Guest]

Asda

I predict a visit to Asda in the near future.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I predict a visit to Asda in the near future.

I had an order delivered today and will probably go on my way past tomorrow. To get some necessities, of course. Toilet roll. Washing up liquid. 142 packets of chocolate kimberleys.

[Lee909]

I can understand why they'd be jealous. Dem sweet sweet biscuits. Worth dying for. Hell, I'd even chop my own foot off for another packet tonight.

 

 

Haha

I don't get it 

I don't eat much sweet stuff anymore but fuck not being able to joke about stuff.

[Guest]

I had an order delivered today and will probably go on my way past tomorrow. To get some necessities, of course. Toilet roll. Washing up liquid. 142 packets of chocolate kimberleys.

 

Yep, the usual necessities. Frozen vegetables, potatoes and a few chocolate kimberleys. And some milk and bread. I'm sure there's something else. Oh yes, some chocolate kimberleys. Mustn't forget those.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Dipping them in a glass of cold milk makes them even better.

 

My mum has type 2 diabetes and so did my dad. I'm probably going to develop it at some stage. I don't eat many sweets but I go on little binges.

[Champ]

I'd never heard of them til you posted that picture, ROTOQ. Gingery, you say?

[stringvest]

Describing Kimberley as 'chocolate'. Shit joke. Apologies

 

 

one of my workmates once got a severe telling off for suggesting that a black woman colleague was a dark horse. 

[lifetime fan]

I had some twat in work make an official complaint during the WC in 2002, I had set up a pin the tail on the donkey competition with a picture of Emile Heskey.

 

Apparently I was racist and should be sacked.

[Champ]

one of my workmates once got a severe telling off for suggesting that a black woman colleague was a dark horse.

Utter nonsense. Reprimanding someone for a compliment? Says more about the reprimander than the reprimandee

[Total Longo]

Utter nonsense. Reprimanding someone for a compliment? Says more about the reprimander than the reprimandee

 

Surely it would depend on the context? 

 

I mean if they were going for a promotion or something and then got it unexpectedly, fine, but the person involved could genuinely resemble a dark horse. In the same way that Damien Lewis resembles a ginger camel (and he does).

 

Stringy didn't elaborate on this in the original post, although i'm assuming he will now.

[Champ]

Surely it would depend on the context?

 

I mean if they were going for a promotion or something and then got it unexpectedly, fine, but the person involved could genuinely resemble a dark horse. In the same way that Damien Lewis resembles a ginger camel (and he does).

 

Stringy didn't elaborate on this in the original post, although i'm assuming he will now.

Have one of my best Paddington hard stares

[stringvest]

No, she didn't look like a horse, the guy was just surprised at something that came out about her, he wasn't being offensive. She was always ready to take offence though. She accused me of being racist because I spurned her advances. She was a bit hatstand.

[Total Longo]

No, she didn't look like a horse, the guy was just surprised at something that came out about her, he wasn't being offensive. She was always ready to take offence though. She accused me of being racist because I spurned her advances. She was a bit hatstand.

 

Hattist.

[Total Longo]

Have one of my best Paddington hard stares

 

You've lost me here, kiddo.

[Champ]

You've lost me here, kiddo.

For your manly pedantry.

 

Sent with love

[Tony Moanero]

 

The chocolate orange biscuits (second from the right) are amazing.