Milfs

[sir roger]

Can never be too much Hurley in your life.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Tina from S Club 7 has just been on a clip on Gogglebox. 
 

She’s 45 now, has kids and is fit. A bit of the Sam Quek about her? 
 

I believe she fits the criteria for this thread. 
 

[TD_LFC]

Tea Leoni is 56.

 

[Section_31]

Clare from Steps's ability to lose and gain weight is virtually instantaneous. I've never seen a metabolism like it outside if the X Men. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[skend04]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Clare from Steps's ability to lose and gain weight is virtually instantaneous. I've never seen a metabolism like it outside if the X Men. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She's like the female Ricky Hatton. Apart from being better looking. Than Ricky Hatton.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, skend04 said:

She's like the female Ricky Hatton. Apart from being better looking. Than Ricky Hatton.

 

She's like a female upside down from Stranger Things. Anniversary night and you're feeling pretty proud of yourself that you're married to a pop star. There's Victoria Secret lingerie on the floor and a half used bottle of lube by the bed. But then the lights start flickering, you wander downstairs to smell bacon cooking - all the bacon in  the world - turn the corner and she stood there in a pair of jogging pants that had to be ordered from America, looking guilty and both of you knowing for a fact that sooner or later, the fire brigade will have to be called to help you get her off the toilet. 

[sir roger]

She uses one of those very specific diets that only work if accompanied by a magazine and dvd contract.

[Section_31]

Rebecca Romjin is 49, tremendous.

 

 

[Kevin D]

On 07/01/2022 at 22:27, neko said:

Heather Graham is 52.

 

 

 

More Heather Graham

 

 

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

8 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

More Heather Graham

 

 

 

 

 

I’m pretty sure one of my mates has nailed her. 

[DalyanPete]

On 15/06/2022 at 01:43, sir roger said:

She uses one of those very specific diets that only work if accompanied by a magazine and dvd contract.

Brilliant. Really piss me off.

My fella loves the new bigger me.

My fella loves my honed shape.

Money from OK and Hello pays for full English everyday.

My fella loves new bigger me.

Oh fuckraroff 

[Kevin D]

On 03/04/2022 at 19:28, Kevin D said:

Padma Lakshmi, 51:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Padma:

 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

17 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

More Padma:

 

 

 

 

How the fuck the cameraman panned past that arse without burying his face in it I'll never know.

[KMD7]

Sharon Stone at 64. Fucks sake.

 

 

[Remmie]

17 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Sharon Stone at 64. Fucks sake.

 

 

I was skim reading from forum view and thought you were saying she was dead! Marone

[YorkshireRed]

Nigella.

 

[Captain Willard]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Nigella.

 

Good cook and a useful source of beak now that your neighbour has moved out. You wouldn’t get on with her dad mind but you can’t have everything. Go for it. 

[Section_31]

Look at the Alessi twins now, 53 in this pic. Caroline still fitter obviously but bloody hell.

 

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Look at the Alessi twins now, 53 in this pic. Caroline still fitter obviously but bloody hell.

 

 

 

 

They look like they're wearing the faces of somebody else. Literally. Martine McCutcheon's face on their face. 

[Section_31]

Do you reckon there's a class component to being a milf?

 

When I used to go out in Hoylake (back when it actually had bars) there were loads of tidy middle aged women with absolutely top bodies on them, well dressed and all the rest of it.

 

When I worked in Runcorn the women in their early 20s carried themselves like pensioners and were, by and large, an absolute physical mess.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Do you reckon there's a class component to being a milf?

 

When I used to go out in Hoylake (back when it actually had bars) there were loads of tidy middle aged women with absolutely top bodies on them, well dressed and all the rest of it.

 

When I worked in Runcorn the women in their early 20s carried themselves like pensioners and were, by and large, an absolute physical mess.

Nothing has changed. Young women in Runcorn are still an absolute mess.

[Kevin D]

Elle McPherson, 58:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

52, fucking hell.

 

[Pete]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

52, fucking hell.

 

52? I’d 69 that! 

[Harry's Lad]

Nina Hossain.