Milfs

[Captain Willard]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Top Trumps?

Yeah I think she’s got a particular quality that would win at MILF top trumps. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Victoria Cohen. Must have appeared already, fit, good at cryptic crosswords and excels at playing cards. Ticks a lot of boxes for me. 

In the words of our esteemed GF member and arsonist Lifetime Fan 'Built for fun.'

[Captain Willard]

On 06/10/2021 at 17:31, manwiththestick said:

Elizabeth Shue is 58 today, to celebrate here's a rather pleasing picture of her.

Why is she clutching her pants ? Does she need a pee ? 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 01/10/2021 at 11:31, Jennings said:

"Can you not see that I am doing all this whilst also playing centre-half for Man Utd!

Joe Pasquale is now a drag artist?

[Rico1304]

3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Why is she clutching her pants ? Does she need a pee ? 

We’d had a lovely weekend together but left her with a touch of cystitis.  

[Captain Willard]

4 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

We’d had a lovely weekend together but left her with a touch of cystitis.  

She says it was public lice. I believe her. 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Coulthard jawline aside, Fiona Bruce.

 

 

 

Camel Toe Armani tracksuit.

[Pete]

33 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Why is she clutching her pants ? Does she need a pee ? 

Wax on, wax off. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Coulthard jawline aside, Fiona Bruce.

 

 

Celebrities are such cunts. You take your favourite statue in to the Antiques Roadshow and she just breaks it for a laugh.

[Paulie Dangerously]

13 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Victoria Cohen. Must have appeared already, fit, good at cryptic crosswords and excels at playing cards. Ticks a lot of boxes for me. 

One for the punching above their weight thread this. 

 

"Hey Jez, meet Victoria!"

 

[Creator Supreme]

14 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

One for the punching above their weight thread this. 

 

"Hey Jez, meet Victoria!"

 

In fairness to Mitchell he's very well aware that he's punching above his weight.

[Rico1304]

37 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

One for the punching above their weight thread this. 

 

"Hey Jez, meet Victoria!"

 

I think I remember her realising she’d met Mr Right when they had an argument about the fairness of a 17th century window tax. 
 

Edit: close enough

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Tina Hobley there on Smooth FM. She was a decent bit of kit back in the day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[sir roger]

Sarah Michelle Gellar , 42

[Mike D]

Sophie Ellis Bexter.

 

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[stringvest]

On 04/11/2021 at 07:34, Rico1304 said:

I think I remember her realising she’d met Mr Right when they had an argument about the fairness of a 17th century window tax. 
 

Edit: close enough

 

 

nah.  She's a bit lumpy.  She's very funny, but without her dad giving them an enormous leg up into the industry, both her and her brother would be working in Cricklewood wine bars.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, stringvest said:

nah.  She's a bit lumpy.  She's very funny, but without her dad giving them an enormous leg up into the industry, both her and her brother would be working in Cricklewood wine bars.

Those tits are worth the entry fee alone.

[Leyton388]

11 hours ago, Mike D said:

Sophie Ellis Bexter.

 

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Absofuckinglutely

[stringvest]

11 hours ago, Mike D said:

Sophie Ellis Bexter.

 

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love her lockdown disco stuff on YouTube

[Tj hooker]

Absolutely gorgeous Rochelle Hulmes 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I would defo spend the night in a Travelodge with Sophie Ellis Bextor.

I’d even let her use my big plate.

 

[Jack the Sipper]

9 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

I would defo spend the night in a Travelodge with Sophie Ellis Bextor.

I’d even let her use my big plate.

 

 

I'd give her a big plate.

[Captain Willard]

Curious milf fact of the day; Alex salmond’s wife is 84 ! 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 18/11/2021 at 12:18, Bjornebye said:

Tina Hobley there on Smooth FM. She was a decent bit of kit back in the day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that's a milf.

[Pete]

On 18/11/2021 at 12:18, Bjornebye said:

Tina Hobley there on Smooth FM. She was a decent bit of kit back in the day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chuffing hell!