Milfs

[Kobayashi Maru]

I always think of a Milf as someone at least 5-10 years older than me, not because they have kids.

 

Can be construed as falling into Semantics, but regardless of definition I would happily place the Theuriau anywhere as she is that good would get it all ends up without a nano-seconds thought. Infact any hesitation would be deemed as an executionable offence.

 

My definition has always been someone 30 plus with a kid. Not sure how old she is but she just needed a platform and can happily sit on mine..the quality factor also goes up having her there.

[Owen]

Marilu Henner from Taxi.

 

 

[Newport]

I always think of a Milf as someone at least 5-10 years older than me, not because they have kids.

 

Well, if she's a mother she's a milf. The end.

[Kopite]

Marilu Henner from Taxi.

 

 

 

Oh yes. I used to have a real crush on her when I was a kid.

[Victor Ganges]

Marg Helgenberger from CSI. Quality!!

 

[Momo Is A Beast]

I think the milf thing isn't clear, is it all mothers, or people old enough to be your mother. I always go for the latter.

 

In this case, Pamela Anderson could have, in theory, given birth to me. She'll have only been 15 but even still.

[Remmie]

It's deffo people old enough to be your mother otherwise it would be women who are hot and happen to be mothers

[Captain]

I always thought milf was the mother of one of your mates who was very hot. If it isn't a mother, it isn't a milf.

[johnb]

The 'm' in MILF shouldn't be seen as a separate. 'MILF' has, for me, taken on its own meaning. It is a woman who is a good ten years older than you who you would like to fuck.

 

So, for example, you're in Les Galeries Lafayette doing some shopping and you see a sixty-year old in leather boots. She's obviously held together by the whim of the ingredients of her make-up, but you can't help feeling that a couple of drinks would have her on all fours going like a barn door in the wind for the remainder of your Saturday afternoon, after which you'd fuck off to a Parisian nightclub and rattle some worthy chick.

 

It's called a MILF for a good reason. The presence of the 'f' repprsenting, I think we all agree, the word 'fuck' is key. At no point is love evoked.

 

I once kissed a 47 year-old. Who was a MILF. I would have liked to have 'f'ed her, but I didn't want to be ridden to death.

 

Should you have any further questions, I'd be happy to answer them.

[Newport]

Diane Lane, fit and great actress. 42 years old.

 

[WeAreTheBest]

[stmichael]

[WeAreTheBest]

[WeAreTheBest]

preggo's rule

 

[WeAreTheBest]

Booo theyve turned into red x's

[mcflynn]

Vanessa Child

[Victor Ganges]

Joely Richardson

 

[peekay]

 

moroccan singer samira said She is 47 now.

[Sut]

French actress Emmanuelle Beart, yum

 

Seconded.

[madstock]

Bump, in honour of Mother's Day.

[Dirk]

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[Red '84]

susan from neighbours is a cunt!

 

and a dyke in real life i believe

[Thants]

susan from neighbours is a cunt!

 

Well i'm quite shocked i must say.

[Red Mist]

Liz Hurley, boy would she get it.

 

 

Halle Berry, not a mother but she is 40+ so she still counts.

 

 

Again not a mum (as far as I know) but she's old enough to be one, and I'd certainly be happy to make her one, Salma Hayek.

 

Well whadyaknow, all 3 of these bitches are now certified MILF's! Halle Berry is expecting and Salma Hayek has recently become a mum.

Congrats to Halle and Salma on their new status of MILF.

[Stouffer]

 

Belinda Lang.