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On 23/01/2021 at 08:41, Herp McDerp said:

 

Female, mid forties and about a hundred pounds overweight would be my guess.

You would be surprised at the number of fellas on twitter who kick off about her dresses. And her in general. 

 

Mentalists with gargantuan truckloads of shit in their eyes. 

 

 

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On 23/01/2021 at 12:08, Butch said:

Probably been posted before" probably by me "but I'd have to be dug out of this one. 

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I think she'd get on your wick after a while, she'd be amusing at first but then you'd be in a pub and she'd be holding sauce bottles up and going "how saucy" and shit like that. Or you'd be watching Corry and she'd be like "the Romans invented terraced houses." Fuck off love, you're not THAT fit.

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21 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I think she'd get on your wick after a while, she'd be amusing at first but then you'd be in a pub and she'd be holding sauce bottles up and going "how saucy" and shit like that. Or you'd be watching Corry and she'd be like "the Romans invented terraced houses." Fuck off love, you're not THAT fit.

If she’s talking shit whilst you’re watching TV she’s needs her mouth filling. 

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24 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I think she'd get on your wick after a while, she'd be amusing at first but then you'd be in a pub and she'd be holding sauce bottles up and going "how saucy" and shit like that. Or you'd be watching Corry and she'd be like "the Romans invented terraced houses." Fuck off love, you're not THAT fit.

I'd imagine she would be a pain in the ass after a while, nice looking though. As Pete said fill her mouth and she'd be fine. 

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