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Didn't end up opening them until yesterday. Two crisps were enough for me to be able to tell that they were rank. Fucking disgusting behaviour and I'm bitterly disappointed with DimReaper. He's gone right down in my estimation.

 

Luckily for him next door, he's what Pistonbroke would label as a 'wannabe middle class Tory wanker' and he was out all day at his kids theatre and dance class. Come to think of it he's probably noncing as well.

 

*Sharpens blade*

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I thought I had done well for myself with these nice sounding, nicely packaged babies from my local Lidl. I settled down to tickle my taste buds with some extra sharp Cornish Tickler and a nice glass of red while enjoying the highlights of a certain sporting event last night. Be warned. These don't taste of anything at all, not even salt. The fucking tasteless cunts!

 

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The appropriate authorities have been informed.

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It's quite rare I eat crisps nowadays but I was round me mates for a game of darts the other week and he had lightly salted tortilla chips out.

 

Dip or no dip, they're bloody lovely. 

 

 

'Nowadays'

'Darts around your mates'

 

Fan diddlee tastic salted tortireenos.

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