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Tried some Giant Hula Hoops recently. A profoundly disappointing experience. Yes, they fit your fingertips better, but the crunch just isn't there to make it satisfying to pretend you're cannibalising yourself. In scaling them up they've ruined the consistency. They're all air!

 

Lesson learnt; some dreams should remain unrealised.

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9 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

This is good, what colour are crisp packets? 

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Walkers crisps used to be golden wonder, cheese and onion were green then. Salt & vinegar were blue. 

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Which one of you dozy cunts was talking about San Pelligrino the other week, think it was Grapefruit flavour?

 

Just been to our local money laundering front and they had the full range and my lizard brain kicked in and I grabbed one, lemon and mint flavour, based on the excitement generated on here.

 

Well, fuck whoever it was as it was foul and I can’t still taste it no matter how much water I drink.

 

Avoid.

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3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Which one of you dozy cunts was talking about San Pelligrino the other week, think it was Grapefruit flavour?

 

Just been to our local money laundering front and they had the full range and my lizard brain kicked in and I grabbed one, lemon and mint flavour, based on the excitement generated on here.

 

Well, fuck whoever it was as it was foul and I can’t still taste it no matter how much water I drink.

 

Avoid.

What's your point? I recommended grapefruit, not lemon and mint you degenerate 

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5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Oh, I blame myself, I’m just projecting and looking to apportion blame elsewhere for my terrible life choices.

The Orange and Blood Orange San Pellegrinos are some of the best soft drinks available to mankind. 

 

You tried a lemon & mint one? Well fuck you mate. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

The Orange and Blood Orange San Pellegrinos are some of the best soft drinks available to mankind. 

 

You tried a lemon & mint one? Well fuck you mate. 


I fucked myself. 
 

They had them all! 
 

Pomegranate, grapefruit, blood orange and so forth and I went for the shit one. FML!

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18 minutes ago, Horus said:

Worcester sauce french fries are the best though, right?

I remember the local shop in University having a dodgy batch once where there was a shit load of powdered flavour left in the bottom. Each bag lasted for about 2 hours worth of dabbing. Absolute scenes in a house full of pot heads.

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When asked back in the day if the rumours about Dion Dublin’s impressive penis were true, Ferguson reportedly answered “Oh, it’s magnificent”, deadly seriously. Only good thing the cunt ever did. A man must be resolutely secure in his own sexuality to answer such a question in that way.

 

If someone were to ask my opinion on these beauties, I’d respond with exactly the same sincerity. A bona fide winner of a crisp.

 

Buy them. Buy them all.

 

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On 29/10/2020 at 15:42, Nelly-Torres said:

Today has been a shitty day. 

 

It's just got a bit better though! Four for a quid in Home and Bargain! 

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I got those ones as well plus these 

 

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If you’re a bit of a tight arse or not very good at cooking I guess it’s possible to have a Christmas dinner without even putting the oven on 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, Stickman said:

I got those ones as well plus these 

 

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If you’re a bit of a tight arse or not very good at cooking I guess it’s possible to have a Christmas dinner without even putting the oven on 

 

 

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Along with those parsnip and various vegetables crisps, very nice. 

Tomato sauce crisps are the best though, Salt and Shake too especially on a butty. 

No ones mentioned plain crisps, one of the best. 

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