Best crisps: The return

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I've just had 3 packets of quavers back to back. 

I've had 2 packs of Doritos Chilli Heatwave and a pack of Worcester sauce French Fries.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've had 2 packs of Doritos Chilli Heatwave and a pack of Worcester sauce French Fries.

Two superb selections there. 

 

Might do a Crisps draft. 

[Tony Moanero]

Doritos are crap. The crisp equivalent of Oreo biscuits.

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Doritos are crap. The crisp equivalent of Oreo biscuits.

The Chilli Heatwave ones are nice, the rest are shit 

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

The Chilli Heatwave ones are nice, the rest are shit 

I’ll take your word for it. I’ll stick to Frazzles.

[Strontium]

Tangy cheese Doritos are godlike. The lightly salted ones make great nachos.

[YorkshireRed]

Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Haven’t checked but assume they’re already listed on every page due to them being the best crisps bar none. 

[Guest]

Do savoury crackers count as crisps?

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, S.i.t.M aka The Boring One™ said:

Do savoury crackers count as crisps?

Like cream crackers?

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Like cream crackers?

Jacob's Savours (salt and cracked black pepper), with cheddar cheese sliced onto them.

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, S.i.t.M aka The Boring One™ said:

Jacob's Savours (salt and cracked black pepper), with cheddar cheese sliced onto them.

Savoury biscuits rather than crisps, in my opinion.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I could murder a bag of Kettle Sea Salt n Balamic Vinegar right about now.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

19 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I could murder a bag of Kettle Sea Salt n Balamic Vinegar right about now.

 

I just had a packet of Kettle sea salt and crushed black pepper, I was going to save half of the packet for tomorrow but failed miserably. 

[Tony Moanero]

[Carvalho Diablo]

13 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Two superb selections there. 

 

Might do a Crisps draft. 

Pull your finger out Stig. Chop, chop.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I had Mackies scottish crisps yesterday it was sea salt flavour so a poor choice but it's one of the nicest textured crisps I've had, quite thick and almost flat but not hard like kettle crisps, looking online they do some intriguing looking flavours. I'm gonna go all in, these have potential.

[Bruce Spanner]

Sent her indoors to the shops with one simple remit a fortnight ago, get some crisps for while I watch the German, er, netball, or something.

 

Anyhow’s this was a mistake, I thought she knew me. She returned with a pack of Tyrells vegetable whateverthefucktheyare and Kettle ‘lightly salted’. I was fucking fuming.

 

Shes on her last warning and she knows it.

[johnsusername]

Nothing worse than lightly salted. Well, apart from unsalted. Life's too short. 

[YorkshireRed]

30 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Sent her indoors to the shops with one simple remit a fortnight ago, get some crisps for while I watch the German, er, netball, or something.

 

Anyhow’s this was a mistake, I thought she knew me. She returned with a pack of Tyrells vegetable whateverthefucktheyare and Kettle ‘lightly salted’. I was fucking fuming.

 

Shes on her last warning and she knows it.

Has she bought you these because she loves you or because she hates you?

 

The purchase of crisps of this type could be either. 
 

Assuming it’s the former and she’s concerned about your health so a warning does probably suffice. 

[Bruce Spanner]

16 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Has she bought you these because she loves you or because she hates you?

 

The purchase of crisps of this type could be either. 
 

Assuming it’s the former and she’s concerned about your health so a warning does probably suffice. 

Nah, it’s because she’s a middle class dickhead who shops at Waitrose and assumes these are ‘good’ because all her friends buy them and she’s been target marketed on faceaids. It’s a vicious circle of complications.
 

They’re not ‘good’ they are class identifiers and come the revolution anyone seen eating them will be up against the wall.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Tyrells are sound. Can’t stand Kettle chips, though. Far too hard.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Tyrells are sound. Can’t stand Kettle chips, though. Far too hard.

The steak ridged Tyrells are awesome, but the rest I can take or leave.

 

Kettle chips are shite, always have been, just had good PR.

 

These fuckers though..,

 

 

 

Take the skin off the roof of the mouth.

 

Outstanding.

[Tony Moanero]

11 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The steak ridged Tyrells are awesome, but the rest I can take or leave.

 

Kettle chips are shite, always have been, just had good PR.

 

These fuckers though..,

 

 

 

Take the skin off the roof of the mouth.

 

Outstanding.

First time I’ve seen those. I’m a cheese and onion man.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Saucy BBQ Space Raiders and Flame Grilled Steak McCoys have been tickling my taste buds of late. 

[Mook]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I had Mackies scottish crisps yesterday it was sea salt flavour so a poor choice but it's one of the nicest textured crisps I've had, quite thick and almost flat but not hard like kettle crisps, looking online they do some intriguing looking flavours. I'm gonna go all in, these have potential.

Mackies Crisps are fucking magic.