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Mental ex's


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I've been very lucky, no bunny boilers for me but talking to my mate the other day got to thinking about one of his exs'. She was proper fucking mental. When he dumped her she put the goldfish he bought her in a pan of water on the hob and boiled the fucker. Proper nut job!

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Forgot to add that he waited for her to come back off holliday with 600 fags and two litres of JD for him. Slept with her and then told her to get dressed 'cos she was binned. Hardly the fishes fault tho'.

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I had a fucking psycho ex. After I'd dumped her, she went to the Child Support Agency to make me contribute to the upkeep of our child. Luckily, the CSA being a public sector organisation means that is staffed by lazy incompetent stupid cunts, so I never paid a penny and the ex starved quite literally to death.

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I had a fucking psycho ex. After I'd dumped her, she went to the Child Support Agency to make me contribute to the upkeep of our child. Luckily, the CSA being a public sector organisation means that is staffed by lazy incompetent stupid cunts, so I never paid a penny and the ex starved quite literally to death.

 

Good on you sir, you've got to let them know who's boss, right?

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I had a fucking psycho ex. After I'd dumped her, she went to the Child Support Agency to make me contribute to the upkeep of our child. Luckily, the CSA being a public sector organisation means that is staffed by lazy incompetent stupid cunts, so I never paid a penny and the ex starved quite literally to death.

 

Well done. Serves these bints right for not being on the pill anyway.

 

Welcome back Noos.

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I had a real nutter ex, complete heed the ball. Everytime I tried to break up with her she would threaten to kill herself, one time she started necking gin as she was driving on the A1 to try and prove this point, saying she would kill us both. I still have bad dreams about her 8 years since we split. In hindsight I know she wouldn't have topped herself but at the time it was so convincing. I could go on all day here I should stay away from this thread.

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I had a real nutter ex, complete heed the ball. Everytime I tried to break up with her she would threaten to kill herself, one time she started necking gin as she was driving on the A1 to try and prove this point, saying she would kill us both. I still have bad dreams about her 8 years since we split. In hindsight I know she wouldn't have topped herself but at the time it was so convincing. I could go on all day here I should stay away from this thread.

 

Let it all out man, you'll feel much better!

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I'm over it - honest.

 

Time heals all wounds.

 

:sniff:

I can hand on heart say that I honestly wouldn't have given a flying fuck if any of my exes had topped themselves. Had they threatened to, I would have called their bluff, which is probably why they never did.

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When we where at college years and years ago my mate had this ex who was quite possibly the most mentally disturbed person I have ever laid eyes on in my life. Once we where at the bus stop and she came over and just handcuffed herself to him quick as you like. He went red as fuck and I just laughed. She said loud as you like to every student at the bus stop that shes not uncuffing him intill the get home and he does her up the arse! Another time at the same bus stop outside college she walked up to him gave him a kiss in front of us all, and put her hands down his keks and rubbed his arse. Next thing he squeaks and we find out later she had stuck a tick tack up his arse!!! She was nuts and kept hassling him to have a baby with her, bringing home baby books and stuff like that. He got scared and binned her, thats when she really got weird! Stared the usual, "Im gonna kill myself" crying. Then went beserk in the canteen at college one day.

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It was hilarious. His face was priceless. He kind of quietly spoke to her and was like "sssh.... ok, ok when we get home I'll do you up the arse now stop making a fucking scene!"

 

I hate it when they beg for it....takes all the fun away. ;)

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  • 11 years later...

A lad I go the games with jokingly called a girl he was seeing 'a bit of a bunny boiler'. They all laughed & he thought no more of it.

 

A few days later he opens his front door & steps on a roadkill dead rabbit.

 

He makes out it was a joke now but he wasn't laughing at the time.

 

Anyway, he married her.

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A lad I go the games with jokingly called a girl he was seeing 'a bit of a bunny boiler'. They all laughed & he thought no more of it.

 

A few days later he opens his front door & steps on a roadkill dead rabbit.

 

He makes out it was a joke now but he wasn't laughing at the time.

 

Anyway, he married her.

Daft cunt.

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My mate had a mental ex who most of his family hated. They split up after her behaviour got ridiculous like threatening to kill him if he went the pub and even tried to set up one of her mates to shag him just to see whether he'd say no. He turned her down but she believed her mate over him.

 

He moved out and they sold the house. She got about 35 grand and spent most of it on cocaine like Sharon Stone in Casino. He phoned me one night saying that the police had stopped her jumping off a railway bridge in her pyjamas in London. He refused to have anything to do with her but phoned her mum to tell her to go down there and collect her.

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