Momo Sissoko (the forumite)

[hamstrung]

He doesn't work. Even without people prodding him, he finds some way to lose it. The Shields thread would have done it eventually. Its usually match threads.

[paddyberger15]

I am Grassy Knollington, but I really think that Momo is Usher. There must be times when he thinks "what the fuck I have created here with this forum? Fucking cunts everywhere I look". There must be times when he just wants to let rip at people but feels he can't overstep the boundaries in his role as Admin/editor. I think he created Momo and all the 924 subsequent screen names as his safety valve and each time one of us gets close to cracking the posting style and remarking on how similar it is...he bans himself again.

[ToxtethTerror]

I am Grassy Knollington, but I really think that Momo is Usher. There must be times when he thinks "what the fuck I have created here with this forum? Fucking cunts everywhere I look". There must be times when he just wants to let rip at people but feels he can't overstep the boundaries in his role as Admin/editor. I think he created Momo and all the 924 subsequent screen names as his safety valve and each time one of us gets close to cracking the posting style and remarking on how similar it is...he bans himself again.

 

Dave already has an attack dog - me. ;)

[paddyberger15]

Dave already has an attack dog - me. ;)

 

[Kevin D]

Perhaps he doesn't care about being banned and he doesn't want to be accepted because, for the most part, he fucking hates the vast majority of us?

 

How does that work though? Why would someone take the time to continue to re-register on a place they hated to talk to people they don't like? There must be some bizzare logic here that I'm missing because I just don't get it. That said, he is one entertaining guy and suprisingly witty.

[Stouffer]

I'm fairly certain he's been on kipper a few times.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

I actually thought that he was doing ok in his current guise. If he wants to be a poster then what is the problem?

 

 

Agreed

[dirty_sanchez]

He always does well and he posts some good stuff. It's people chasing him around the forum that always makes him snap in the end. It's kind of sad although he doesn't help himself by goading "previous enemies".

 

I think he's actually been deliberately ignoring the people who were trying to goad him this time round.

[hamstrung]

He's done that in previous incarnations. One (Fat Ted?) managed to stay on for a month or so before eventually having an episode.

 

It makes no odds. It just means its takes a few weeks, rather than a few hours, before he goes off on one.

[Sugar Ape]

Bump.

[King Emlyn]

Good work Mark, i'm gonna read this later with a nice glass of Red; it never fails

[Fugitive]

Here is the original Otterspool duel with Hermes...

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/31466-3rd-place-guaranteed.html

[Pidge]

Dammmit Fuge, you've got me trawling for a thread about Seal clubbing now.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Good work Mark, i'm gonna read this later with a nice glass of Red; it never fails

 

I supped 4 beers whilst reading this thread on and off, me poor liver!!!

 

Have to say it was indeed a classic with some great posts, a mong, a Mr X hard nut and posts by Borat Sagdiyev which had me reading them in a stupid Borat way. I imagine Tarantino's rough drafts are something similar to this .

[Pidge]

It's "ariel"

 

Knobhead.

 

Only twelve pages deep, but this is gold. He was, of course, aiming for "aerial".

 

edit: haha... as page 13 points out repeatedly.

[Elysian Red]

Momo playing Kelly's in Northern Ireland in the summer.

 

[Stouffer]

Fuck off Momo.

[milky]

I had many a Dj Binman tape back in the day. Tarnished his rep a good bit by starting to play Chipmunks style happy hardcore near the end, mind, as I'm sure you're all aware. Should've stuck with the gabber.

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[razor]

Watching him trying to get into the DJ booth will be like watching a 50 man trying to squeeze into the 30-year-old Fila Borg tracky top he found in the loft.

 

Things change, my friend...

[stringvest]

If he can be his own tribute act in real life, what about on the forum?

[Elysian Red]

I had many a Dj Binman tape back in the day. Tarnished his rep a good bit by starting to play Chipmunks style happy hardcore near the end, mind, as I'm sure you're all aware. Should've stuck with the gabber.

 

I wouldn't be too fussed with many on that list, grew up with circus and kellys from 92. Vertigo and Gleave are spotty dog

[amli]

Momo moved to tears at the end.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Super French there

[Anubis]

On 15/05/2006 at 17:46, Guest Momo Sissoko said:

 

Not that I need to justify myself to some cunt on the internet called "we are the best" (very imaginative that), but my actual liver was fine, in tip top condition actually. I had a rare condition which involved abcesses on my liver, which have now cleared up, and I'm off work getting over it. And I can have drink when I'm watching the game.

 

I'm actually a rich and famous superstar DJ living in a luxury property on the docks.

 

Was this post the beginning of the end? The moment when the guys who outed him rubbed their chins and thought hmmmm, the best place to hide a truth is in amongst a tsunami of lies...