Djibril Cisse

[Bobby Hundreds]

Do you think " you're not in my plans" would be a sufficient way to end a relationship. I think so.

[gingerhulk]

Rafa....Thread...Code...here we go.

[KMD7]

Djibs is cool.

[navbasi]

Hope he doesn't score tomorrow night, have a feeling he will though.

[MLB]

I love Cisse. Always have. Top lad.

[3 Stacks]

Officially announced his retirement yesterday at the age of 35. 

 

Legend.

 

[stringvest]

We've had some right fucking nutters playing for us.

[Bjornebye]

Shite player. Lord Of Frodsham.

[therevivalist]

Lost two legs, but had some balls though. Gave his all for the shirt.

[Josef Svejk]

Apparently he intends to concentrate on his DJ'ing. In other words, live off his vast accumulated wealth while doing nothing but getting laid.

[Lee909]

Living the dream

[ZonkoVille77]

Eamonn Dunphy on Djibril Cisse..

 

“Here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross. Bang, he hits the full back. Bang, he hits the full back again. Bang, off the full back again. And once more, bang, smacks the full back again. Millions of euro and he can’t clear the first man. I mean, what’s he trying to do to the full back here? Kill him?”

[Lee909]

I liked Cisse

Shame he didntcome a year earlier as he would have been great under Ged. Never going to fit into Rafa's plan and the injuries really fucked him.

 

Still scored a pen in the final and his goal in the cup final a year later got us back in the match

[aRdja]

Apparently he intends to concentrate on his DJ'ing. In other words, live off his vast accumulated wealth while doing nothing but getting laid.

Who knows he could be the next Jeff Mills? (Who's more talented than 99% of the 'real' musicians out there today)

[Josef Svejk]

Living the dream

 

Damn right.

[joe_fishfish]

Eamonn Dunphy on Djibril Cisse..

 

“Here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross. Bang, he hits the full back. Bang, he hits the full back again. Bang, off the full back again. And once more, bang, smacks the full back again. Millions of euro and he can’t clear the first man. I mean, what’s he trying to do to the full back here? Kill him?”

 

To be fair to the lad he worked pretty hard on his crossing and wasn't completely shite at it by the time he left.

 

I thought he was gonna be an absolute legend when we signed him but his one type of finish - blast it as hard as possible - and his complete lack of dribbling ability meant he was just too limited a player to make it at the top level. Still had an okay goal return in his second season.

[Dr Nowt]

Always thought he seemed like a right twat.

[Razoray]

I liked Cisse

Shame he didntcome a year earlier as he would have been great under Ged. Never going to fit into Rafa's plan and the injuries really fucked him.

 

Still scored a pen in the final and his goal in the cup final a year later got us back in the match

Always wondered would he have started the cup final if Garcia wasn't suspended?

[Adebisi]

He was good on football manager. A little too good. I thought we were getting our own Henry.

[Barnesey]

We bought him when Chelski got Drogba. I remember thinking we had the better deal at the time....

[Jhinge Machha]

Always thought he seemed like a right twat.

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