Unwanted Boner

[The Party Boy]

Had like a sort of a job interview today for a little summer work, this not unnattractive bird was talking to me at the interview, asking me the usual shite about previous jobs ive had. Anyway she had her blouse unbuttoned a fair bit and i could see her cleavage, she was writing down something and my mind wandered about what i would like to do. Curse then i get the erection. Right near the end of the interview as well, so she says i can go and ive still got a raging fucking erection. Walking away i near knocked her mug off the desk with it, emarassing as fuck. went home and wanked about her though, shot some jizz on to the carpet, cleaned it up with my sock. Happy days

[Steve]

The moral of this for Party Boy is he needs to have a wank immediately before he leaves the house for an interview in future.

[fivetimes]

party boy,

 

why didnt you just wack it out, and start beating the meat whilst screaming like the alien that comes out of john hurts chest in alien.

 

that would have secured you the job IMO.

[Christian]

Once again Party Boy - do not take the advice of fourtimes.

[fivetimes]

am i creating an bad image for myself here?!?!

 

i am sure PB will agree thats what he should have done!

[Christian]

Yes, but Party Boy has to be handled with tender loving care. Like a lawn of grass, he can be wild, but also trimmed now and then.

[Steve]

have you seen that guy in India who can hold something like 20 bricks on his erect knob?

[Aaron Miller]

class party boy...class...

[Remmie]

i MAY BE DRUNK BUT i FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a ha

[The Party Boy]

fourtimes, from now on im not gonna do anything without first consulting you, leg

[DT]

Bill, how did you get it down again? By thinking of the missus, maybe?

 

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[Bill]

Ah DT, thats not nice :-)

[Total Longo]

Frigging wonderful thread this one, you guys have surpassed yourselves again. Particularly smoking the bit about the mug, that is class. LOL. We need a bunch of threads more like this one, i love coming in on a Monday morning and checking the weekends bonkers-ness. It rules.

 

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[rondeco]

Super Bump!!

 

Party boy kicks ass!

[Wig]

Super Bump!!

 

Party boy kicks ass!

 

He's a wanker.

[Carradona]

Where is Party Boy?

 

Some of the threads that have been bumped are hilarious.

[Stefan]

This looks like a conspiracy to make The party boy look a sex-maniac. His post is from 20th june 2003 but his Join Date is August 2003.

[Stu Monty]

The forum broke about that time, things got all fucked up. The Great Dane lost about 10 million posts I think.

[RedKnight]

Party Boy is a winner. The GF pines for his gentle ways.

[KopKid1990]

Quality partyboy