FAO Battle of the Planets fans

[Neil G]

Following on from the Battle of the Planets reference in the Kuyt thread, I give you…

 

D-FORCE!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* adopts dramatic voiceover-style American accent, backed by BotP theme tune *

 

Five incredible footballers with superpowers! And watching over them from Centre Midfield… 7-Xab-7! Watching, warning, against surprise attack by opposition players from beyond the Liverpool half!

 

D-Force – fearless young(ish) defenders protecting Liverpool’s entire penalty area!

 

Always five, acting as one. Dedicated… inseparable… invincible!

 

 

 

(Pics are from .tv in case their lawyers are reading. If you are, what are you doing on here when you should be busy sorting a work permit for Gonzalez?)

[Guest tactics truck]

 

Does JAR sleep with his face down into the pillow?

 

His frontally located quiff would suggest so.

[Paul]

Following on from the Battle of the Planets reference in the Kuyt thread, I give you…

 

D-FORCE!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* adopts dramatic voiceover-style American accent, backed by BotP theme tune *

 

Five incredible footballers with superpowers! And watching over them from Centre Midfield… 7-Xab-7! Watching, warning, against surprise attack by opposition players from beyond the Liverpool half!

 

D-Force – fearless young(ish) defenders protecting Liverpool’s entire penalty area!

 

Always five, acting as one. Dedicated… inseparable… invincible!

 

 

 

(Pics are from .tv in case their lawyers are reading. If you are, what are you doing on here when you should be busy sorting a work permit for Gonzalez?)

Excellent legal thinking Neil. That'll knock them off the scent of TLW's picture-stealing racket. Are you Uncle Ju's new Consigliere?

[xabi the red]

 

sami looks like Max Zorin from A View to a Kill - played by Christopher Walken.

 

i always thought he'd be a good Bond Villain

[Neil G]

Excellent legal thinking Neil. That'll knock them off the scent of TLW's picture-stealing racket. Are you Uncle Ju's new Consigliere?

 

No, sadly I’m just small fry for now. I doubt he’s ever heard of me. I could try to pass myself off as one of his crew to impress you, but when he found out he wouldn’t be best pleased. Who knows though, maybe if my scam comes to his attention I’ll be a player one day.

[RoboRiise]

 

Does JAR sleep with his face down into the pillow?

 

His frontally located quiff would suggest so.

 

Are you saying JAR bites the pillow?

[Uncle Junior]

Riise's a finook too? First the McFadden kid, now this guy? This fuckin place is finook central.

 

Hey Paulie, do you remember your first blowjob? How long did it take the guy to come?

[Paul]

Riise's a finook too? First the McFadden kid, now this guy? This fuckin place is finook central.

 

Hey Paulie, do you remember your first blowjob? How long did it take the guy to come?

Mother fucker. Fuck you and fuck all your spaghetti eating fucking family. Tonight you sleep wit' da fishes, ya old skeleton-looking fuck. And tell ya fat nephew - da next time he comes into my town, he'd better pay big fucking respects to da family, or he's next. Now geddafuckouttahere, ya old coot.

[Uncle Junior]

Mother fucker. Fuck you and fuck all your spaghetti eating fucking family. Tonight you sleep wit' da fishes, ya old skeleton-looking fuck. And tell ya fat nephew - da next time he comes into my town, he'd better pay big fucking respects to da family, or he's next. Now geddafuckouttahere, ya old coot.

 

 

Hoooooooooooooooooooooo. You blow your father with that mouth?

[Paul]

Hoooooooooooooooooooooo. You blow your father with that mouth?

Keep talkin', ya old fuck. This here be your last day on da face of dis planet.

[Neil G]

Easy fellas, I don’t want no turf war breakin’ out on my first thread. C’mon Paulie, he was just breakin’ your balls a little. Let’s just all make nice, huh?

[Paul]

Easy fellas, I don’t want no turf war breakin’ out on my first thread. C’mon Paulie, he was just breakin’ your balls a little. Let’s just all make nice, huh?

The old fuck used ta be sumpin' back in tha day, so maybe I can accept a sit down. But ain't no fucker gonna call me no fuckin' cocksucker an' get away wit' it - bustin' balls, or no. Capice?

[Thants]

The old fuck used ta be sumpin' back in tha day, so maybe I can accept a sit down. But ain't no fucker gonna call me no fuckin' cocksucker an' get away wit' it - bustin' balls, or no. Capice?

 

 

 

Capice?

[Paul]

Capice?

Now that's what I'm talkin' about: Caprice; capice?

[Neil G]

The old fuck used ta be sumpin' back in tha day, so maybe I can accept a sit down. But ain't no fucker gonna call me no fuckin' cocksucker an' get away wit' it - bustin' balls, or no. Capice?

 

C'mon Paulie, he's just an old man, he don't even know what he's talkin' about half the time. He used the same line on that Rash punk on the other thread. His head is like a bowl of cappelletti, he's probably already forgotten what he said.

[Uncle Junior]

I'm waiting here like patience on a monument to see a little respect.

[Uncle Junior]

 

Isn't that Artie Buccho when he was younger?

[Paul]

I'm waiting here like patience on a monument to see a little respect.

*Pissed myself.*

 

Uncle Ju. Please. Bygones. Whaddaya say? I know I was a liddle outta line back there, but ya gotta admit, ya pushed me pretty hard. I'm offerin' ya my hand.

[05 Milan]

 

Isn't that Artie Buccho when he was younger?

 

Uncle Jun, with all due respect, I've already pointed that out.

[Uncle Junior]

Uncle Jun, with all due respect, I've already pointed that out.

 

 

Go shit in your hat

[Uncle Junior]

*Pissed myself.*

 

Uncle Ju. Please. Bygones. Whaddaya say? I know I was a liddle outta line back there, but ya gotta admit, ya pushed me pretty hard. I'm offerin' ya my hand.

 

 

You wanna shake my hand? I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson, let's see who gets lucky first.

[Paul]

You wanna shake my hand? I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson, let's see who gets lucky first.

Ha, ha, haaaaa. I give up; you da man: Cappo di tutti forumitti.

[redrosetints]

No Keyup in there Neil. We need a Keyup, Josemi would have been ideal.

[Neil G]

No Keyup in there Neil. We need a Keyup, Josemi would have been ideal.

 

Keyop was a vital but highly undervalued member of the team, so to compare him with Josemi is wide of the mark. I’d say Finnan fills this role.

 

Other roles:

 

Mark – heroic leader and motivator of the five – Carra

 

Jason – fancied himself a bit and went off the rails occasionally – JAR for his texting antics

 

Tiny – big fucker – Sami

 

Which leaves Reina as Princess. Reina is Spanish for queen, so would presumably have been a princess prior to being crowned. See, I’ve got it all figured out.

[Virgil]

Ha, ha, haaaaa. I give up; you da man: Cappo di tutti forumitti.

 

cut this Itie crap

 

reminds me of that DiBiase mother

 

and his everybody's got a price bullshit