Bird fancying amnesty thread

[sammya]

Your honour, teh jury cannot decide until we have more evidence. We await with baited breath.

 

what am I meant to do. Type "Fat Leah Remini" into google.

 

Not happening dude.

[Stark]

Zola Budd. Used to have a right thing for her when she came to this country back in the early 80's.

 

I think I was the only one, so I could have stood a chance there.

[sammya]

I didn't want this anymore than you did. You made me do this, I wanted to remember her as she was.

 

 

[Ted]

Barbra Windsor. Up until about two years ago, when I realised It's just plain wrong. So instead I'll go for Natasha Kaplinsky off the news. Even though she looks either slightly retarded or made of plastic, I still would.

[sammya]

Kaplinsky is fine by any measure

[Ted]

Kaplinsky is fine by any measure

What about Moira Stewart? ;)

[sammya]

It's a bird amnesty thread, not a "will you diagnose what sick perversion is" thread.

 

Moira Stewart *shudder*.

[Ted]

It's a bird amnesty thread, not a "will you diagnose what sick perversion is" thread.

 

Moira Stewart *shudder*.[/QUOTE]

I hope to God that was a sickened shudder and not a, well erm.....a post (for want of a better word) wank shuffle. Moira really isn't that attractive. Or is she?........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No.

[sammya]

It's a bird amnesty thread, not a "will you diagnose what sick perversion is" thread.

 

Moira Stewart *shudder*.[/QUOTE]

I hope to God that was a sickened shudder and not a, well erm.....a post (for want of a better word) wank shuffle. Moira really isn't that attractive. Or is she?........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No.

 

 

Now you've done it. I can't get the image of Moira Stewart shagging Souness' former midfield partner out of my head now.

 

That's added to having to look for fat photos of that bird i fancied. i'm not coming in the general.

 

*harumphs off*

[Section_31]

Can't beleive no one said J.K Rowling! She's worth half a billion!

 

 

What i'd give for a time machine. "Come hither skint single parent lady writing that book in the caffe, ill buy you an espresso, then afterwards perhaps, we can sign a pre-nuptual agreement..."

[Dave H]

I know there's an amnesty here, but this is a gag, surely?

 

She looks like someone from The Grinch :D

[Dave H]

Can't beleive no one said J.K Rowling! She's worth half a billion!

 

 

What i'd give for a time machine. "Come hither skint single parent lady writing that book in the caffe, ill buy you an espresso, then afterwards perhaps, we can sign a pre-nuptual agreement..."

 

She looks one Dirty Bitch

[RedinSweden]

Can't beleive no one said J.K Rowling! She's worth half a billion!

 

 

What i'd give for a time machine. "Come hither skint single parent lady writing that book in the caffe, ill buy you an espresso, then afterwards perhaps, we can sign a pre-nuptual agreement..."

 

I went out with a girl for 6 months because she had a volvo p1800. She was quite possibly the blandest person i have met, but she drove an ace car and was a ninja in bed.

 

[Section_31]

ninja in bed.

 

:D :D

[sammya]

Nicki Chapman who used to be on Pop Idol. I would and so would you.

[Guest TK-421]

Helen Daniels off Neighbours. Just after she'd finally snuffed it.

[Section_31]

Helen Daniels off Neighbours. Just after she'd finally snuffed it.

 

 

:sniff:

[Remmie]

Helen Daniels off Neighbours. Just after she'd finally snuffed it.

I see your thinking. Her flesh would start to decompose and therefore you could rip yourself a new fuckhole

[kopitegaz]

I like that woman who used to present A Place in the Sun. And I really fancy this girl from a kids show called Cave Girl who I hope and pray is 16..

 

 

Which one? The blonde or the Brunette? Dunno about the blonde one (not in full research mode today), but the brunette is in her early 20's

[Section_31]

Which one? The blonde or the Brunette? Dunno about the blonde one (not in full research mode today), but the brunette is in her early 20's

 

 

You already did the graft Gaz!

 

Dunno what the blonde ones called, but the other one is called Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty. She was also in one of those Saturday morning(ish) programmes you'd never watch if you werent still in bed - called Harry and Cosh.

[Kopite]

Older women - Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore is the quintessential Bond girl) or Diana Rigg (well before she became a Dame).

 

Leslie Garrett is also a bit of alright for an older woman.

[madstock]

Leslie Garrett is also a bit of alright for an older woman.

 

You know full well that Leslie Garrett is Dirty (in a good way).

 

Before she became a GGILF, and was only a MILF, Anna Ford was also a bit special.

[kopitegaz]

You already did the graft Gaz!

 

 

I'd forgotten that post, when did I do that? :sniff:

[Section_31]

I'd forgotten that post, when did I do that? :sniff:

 

 

Page one fella, 24th March!

[Christian]

Unless a girl is really fat, I would do any.