Bird fancying amnesty thread

[sir roger]

She sounds like a dentist drill , and I would go at it like one.

[Jockey]

Imagine her commentary on your performance?

 

"Yeah he'll be disappointed with that. Didn't get in behind enough for my liking and lots of nice touches, but in the end you just wanted him to put it in there"  

[Mudface]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate she looks like she's got a Black Widow tattoo on her arse. 

You wouldn't want to wake up and find yourself transfixed by that scary thousand yard stare, unable to move or scream because she's drugged you but still able to feel pain as she goes all Audition on your helpless body.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Mudface said:

You wouldn't want to wake up and find yourself transfixed by that scary thousand yard stare, unable to move or scream because she's drugged you but still able to feel pain as she goes all Audition on your helpless body.

"I've just been through your phone and see you've got a saved picture of Maya Jama, I know this is a one night stand but do you care to explain yourself before I remove your spleen?"

 

"Marry me" 

[stringvest]

On 14/05/2021 at 16:29, VladimirIlyich said:

On second thoughts...

she's a wearer of comfortable shoes.

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Karen Carney. You would but you wouldn't fall asleep afterwards in-case she want all Basic Instinct or ate you. 

 

 

 

 

 

No way is this amnesty. Danger shag probably, but not amnesty.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

No way is this amnesty. Danger shag probably, but not amnesty.

I haven't got two heads mate. 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Ok I couldn't find what thread to put her and her mad eyes in and I picked Sharon off Eastenders a few pages back ok. 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Karen Carney. You would but you wouldn't fall asleep afterwards in-case she want all Basic Instinct or ate you. 

 

 

 

 

 

Reminds me of that US goalkeeper bird who did all the nude pics. Does Carney play for the right team?

[Stouffer]

 

Not sure if this is amnesty material as I think she's lovely.

 

PS - fuck you Tensions.

[Elite]

22 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

 

Not sure if this is amnesty material as I think she's lovely.

 

PS - fuck you Tensions.

Oh she's definitely amnesty mate, no doubt about it.

[redheart]

3 hours ago, Stouffer said:

 

Not sure if this is amnesty material as I think she's lovely.

 

PS - fuck you Tensions.

 

Yep amnesty but worth it for those tits. Also she's Welsh and a comedian so bound to be pure filth

[Nasty Lizard]

On 15/05/2021 at 14:39, Bjornebye said:

Karen Carney. You would but you wouldn't fall asleep afterwards in-case she want all Basic Instinct or ate you. 

 

 

 

Those eyes are a bit weird,. I swear she could see a field mouse in long grass from half a mile away.

 

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

22 hours ago, Stouffer said:

 

Not sure if this is amnesty material as I think she's lovely.

 

PS - fuck you Tensions.

Fuck you too - and if you're going to be abusive, learn to spell

[Total Longo]

Is Rose Matafeo amnesty material? I kind of like her.

 

[General Dryness]

59 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Is Rose Matafeo amnesty material? I kind of like her.

 

Well it must be a physical attraction.

 

You can't possibly like her for her sense of humour.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Total Longo said:

Is Rose Matafeo amnesty material? I kind of like her.

 

I like that she gets her hair cut at the samurai 

[Total Longo]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Well it must be a physical attraction.

 

You can't possibly like her for her sense of humour.

She's a comedian?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Fuck you too - and if you're going to be abusive, learn to spell

If he could spell, he would have written Kiri Pritchard-McLean 

[Josef Svejk]

On 15/05/2021 at 18:04, VladimirIlyich said:

Reminds me of that US goalkeeper bird who did all the nude pics. Does Carney play for the right team?

Her Wikipedia page doesn't mention relationships. So I assume she has lesbotic or at least lesbicious inclinations... 

[General Dryness]

11 hours ago, Total Longo said:

She's a comedian?

Allegedly.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 16/05/2021 at 11:31, Stouffer said:

 

Not sure if this is amnesty material as I think she's lovely.

 

PS - fuck you Tensions.

Looks like the character Matthew Rhys was forced to marry in The Americans. Not Keri Russell,the other one,Martha.

[redheart]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Looks like the character Matthew Rhys was forced to marry in The Americans. Not Keri Russell,the other one,Martha.

Alison Wright

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, redheart said:

Alison Wright

 

 

 

Yep,her.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 15/05/2021 at 17:29, manwiththestick said:

No way is this amnesty. Danger shag probably, but not amnesty.

Utter twat her. 

[Elite]

7 hours ago, redheart said:

Alison Wright

 

 

 

That's a very good photo of her. She's amnesty material no doubt, I would though.