Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Arniepie]

16 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Lucy Letby. I know she’s due to stand trial for 8 counts of murder in October next year but I am relying on the principal of innocent until proven guilty. 

Proper buzz lighteryear chin

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Lucy Worsley, Historian and all round nerdy bird.

 

THIS is what amnesty looks like, you blerts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good spot. She likes dressing up in period costumes as well so If you’ve a thing for 15th century servants with bad skin and body odour you’re well in. 

[manwiththestick]

She looks a bit too Katie Hopkins for my liking.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Good spot. She likes dressing up in period costumes as well so If you’ve a thing for 15th century servants with bad skin and body odour you’re well in. 

I'm working on a script about a period in history when all the lasses walked around in just their frilly undies.

[Bruce Spanner]

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

 

Heathen.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'm working on a script about a period in history when all the lasses walked around in just their frilly undies.

Do you mean Newcastle, any given Saturday night in 2021 ?

[Leyton388]

23 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Lucy Letby. I know she’s due to stand trial for 8 counts of murder in October next year but I am relying on the principal of innocent until proven guilty. 

Wrong on so many levels. 

 

Serious question. If you were a prison gaurd in a womans prison how long would you go without trying to shag some of the inmates? 

[sir roger]

1 minute ago, Leyton388 said:

Wrong on so many levels. 

 

Serious question. If you were a prison gaurd in a womans prison how long would you go without trying to shag some of the inmates? 

How long are the shifts ?

[RJ Fan club]

8 hours ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Lucy Worsley, Historian and all round nerdy bird.

 

THIS is what amnesty looks like, you blerts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She’s great, defo a bit naughty too and she also tweeted this reply to Viz, so I’d happily take to the Crows nest in Crosby for half a best and a bottle of Forest Ale and I’d link arms with her in public and everything 

 

 

[Anubis]

9 hours ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Wow, just read about her. Fucking hell. Who the fuck murders babies? Just horrible.

 

Hope she gets shoe'd to bits inside, every day.

Just the small matter of a trial and a person being innocent until proven guilty.

[Anubis]

7 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Proper buzz lighteryear chin.

 

 

Her blowjob face would be like this.

 

[sir roger]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Her blowjob face would be like this.

 

And ?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Just the small matter of a trial and a person being innocent until proven guilty.

 

Bet you a tenner she did it

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Just the small matter of a trial and a person being innocent until proven guilty.

Probably belongs in the crime thread but the Police and CPS have been working on this case for literally years. I don’t think they’ve got any hard evidence (cctv etc) just statistics and probabilities. I think there’s a decent chance she’ll get off. 

[Red74]

7 hours ago, sir roger said:

How long are the shifts ?

Lad I know does maintenance in the prisons and he was telling me what they don’t prepare you for when going to a womens nick is the terrible stench from within those walls. 
 

Said he never gets used to it and does his best to avoid them now.

 

However, I digress. I’d be ready to go at the internal examination stage when they’re getting booked in. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Nadine. 

 

I'm going there. She's batshit mental and would be a top tory hatefuck. Proper hand round the throat job. 

 

"I'm gonna send you to see Maggie." 

[Creator Supreme]

7 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Nadine. 

 

I'm going there. She's batshit mental and would be a top tory hatefuck. Proper hand round the throat job. 

 

"I'm gonna send you to see Maggie." 

Seek help!

[Pete]

9 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Nadine. 

 

I'm going there. She's batshit mental and would be a top tory hatefuck. Proper hand round the throat job. 

 

"I'm gonna send you to see Maggie." 

I agree.  I reckon she's absolute filth, no holes barred. 

 

I too will seek help. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

She'd rod the pair of you with a double strap-on and make you both wear Boris Johnson masks.

 

If that's your thing, then...

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

I agree.  I reckon she's absolute filth, no holes barred. 

 

I too will seek help. 

Good man. 

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

She'd rod the pair of you with a double strap-on and make you both wear Boris Johnson masks.

 

If that's your thing, then...

Get Bumming Done 

[Tj hooker]

3 hours ago, Pete said:

I agree.  I reckon she's absolute filth, no holes barred. 

 

I too will seek help. 

Absolute filth for Bunter only I'm thinking but you never know 

[Rushies tash]

Not even sure this is amnesty, but I find Nadiya Hussain incredibly pretty.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

On 07/07/2022 at 08:21, AngryOfTuebrook said:

She'd rod the pair of you with a double strap-on and make you both wear Boris Johnson masks.

 

If that's your thing, then...

 

On 07/07/2022 at 08:32, Paulie Dangerously said:

Good man. 

Get Bumming Done 

 

On 07/07/2022 at 10:35, Tj hooker said:

Absolute filth for Bunter only I'm thinking but you never know 

 

53 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Not even sure this is amnesty, but I find Nadiya Hussain incredibly pretty.

 

We really are a forum of contrasts…

[Kevin D]

I’m going to start a crazy right wing politicians thread tomorrow, make it easier for everyone.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Liz Truss

 

*runs away*