Bird fancying amnesty thread

[General Dryness]

I'd let her wee on me.

[Mudface]

Meh, not sure she's mother material either to be honest.

[Harry's Lad]

If she's done what they say she's done, she needs a fist rammed up her clunge and her innards ripping out.

[General Dryness]

I didn't know who she was, to be honest. 

 

This doesn't mean my offer is rescinded.

[Harry's Lad]

4 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I didn't know who she was, to be honest. 

 

This doesn't mean my offer is rescinded.

She's been charged with the murder of 8 babies and the attempted murder of a further 10.

She's a nurse at the Countess of Chester hospital.

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

She's been charged with the murder of 8 babies and the attempted murder of a further 10.

She's a nurse at the Countess of Chester hospital.

She's probably not a nurse any more.

[Harry's Lad]

7 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

She's probably not a nurse any more.

Yeah, that should have said was.

[Chip Butty]

Not for me and thats the tooth. 

[sir roger]

27 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Yeah, that should have said was.

Unless other stuff came up about her work I imagine she is still on disciplinary leave as the two previous arrests lapsed and she was only finally charged yesterday.

[Elite]

13 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Not for me and thats the tooth. 

She could make cheese triangles with that gum line.

[Strontium]

7 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

If she's done what they say she's done, she needs a fist rammed up her clunge and her innards ripping out.

 

Disturbing on many levels.

[Harry's Lad]

45 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Disturbing on many levels.

It's meant to be.

On reflection though, I might not have gone far enough.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It's a no from me. But, either way, I reckon that might be a good picture of her judging by the court sketch. 

[Kevin D]

What kind of likeness is that? Fucking fodder for cartoonists.

[Section_31]

Looks like Neil from the Young Ones in that.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Looks like she could be in Blossoms. 

[Strontium]

47 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

It's meant to be.

On reflection though, I might not have gone far enough.

 

Imagine fantasising about that level of sexual violence against a woman, then wondering if you went far enough. Mind-boggling.

[Harry's Lad]

3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Imagine fantasising about that level of sexual violence against a woman, then wondering if you went far enough. Mind-boggling.

I don't fantasise about sexual violence or any other violence for that matter, especially towards women.

If you can't see that for what it was, you need to get your head out of your arse.

[Elite]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

I don't fantasise about sexual violence or any other violence for that matter.

If you can't see that for what it was, you need to get your head out of your arse.

Kinky bastard.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

I don't fantasise about sexual violence or any other violence for that matter, especially towards women.

If you can't see that for what it was, you need to get your head out of your arse.

Good luck with that. 

 

Live Shot from SD's Bathroom : 

 

 

 

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

I don't fantasise about sexual violence or any other violence for that matter, especially towards women.

If you can't see that for what it was, you need to get your head out of your arse.

 

"She needs a fist rammed up her clunge and her innards ripping out", yep, no sexually violent imagery there.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

"She needs a fist rammed up her clunge and her innards ripping out", yep, no sexually violent imagery there.

I'd stay clear of the Kate Upton thread. 

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

"She needs a fist rammed up her clunge and her innards ripping out", yep, no sexually violent imagery there.

You're so pedantic.

I can see why you're so 'popular'.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

You're so pedantic.

I can see why you're so 'popular'.

Amateur! 
 

Tell him that as a liberal he’s infringing on your rights as a freeman to free speech and expression and that he’s being a hypocrite by trying to censure you.

 

It’ll really annoy him.
 

[Aventus]