Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Hades]

That girl is immense but she'd spend all her time in the gym getting stared at by other men so good luck with that.

[Jim Lahey]

I get that most guys don't find muscular girls attractive, but I don't really understand the thing about them being able to beat them up. Like, when do guys that aren't complete dicks ever get in physical fights with women, anyways? Or maybe it's just the thought that they could get beaten up which would make them less manly? I don't know, I don't get it. 

I'm only joking around mate but do like to know i can get the better of my girlfriend in a wrestle on the bed, would seem a bit weird if she could just pin me down at will

[Aventus]

Not sure if it's amnesty but...

 

 

Comedian Aisling Bea.

Yeah she's fit, thought she was alrightish on 8 out of 10 cats, but then I saw her on Plebs a couple of weeks ago and thought she was stunning.

 

Something about blue eyes and dark hair does it for me.

[3 Stacks]

That girl is immense but she'd spend all her time in the gym getting stared at by other men so good luck with that.

 

I wouldn't be looking at someone like her as relationship potential. You'd have to think that most of the time the guys those types of girls go for are the ones who share her hobby as obsessively as she probably does, which is fair enough. It's just a personal attraction of mine. 

[Hades]

Like a rat up a drainpipe. I had to double take when i saw those pictures. 

 

That's Charlotte from Geordie Shore Section mate.

 

The amnesty is for the superficial personality, not the looks.

[Section_31]

Ennis annoys the tits off me, most bland human being on telly. If we're talking muscular sex surely Diane Youdale is the queen. Death by hang tough is the only way to go.

[cochyn]

That bodybuilder - She'd just want taking out to Nando's all the time and giving you the carbs off her plate.

 

So, yeah!

 

 

Anyway, I present to you my current amnesty: Rachel Reeve MP

 

 

I met her once - she was nice. She burns to fight the good fight. which is pretty fucking horny in a lass.

[Nasty Lizard]

Would. 

 

I'm in too.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I love the game were someone post a pic of a person from current ‘pop culture’ and then people start to play ‘who doesn’t know them the most’.

 

Bear in mind that a lot of us are a million years old.

[cloggypop]

Bear in mind that a lot of us are a million years old.

I genuinely only know Rita Ora from here. Still never heard a song. Don't do commercial radio at all.

[VladimirIlyich]

I genuinely only know Rita Ora from here. Still never heard a song. Don't do commercial radio at all.

Commercial radio is just some person who loves their own voice and hours of adverts occasionally broken up by the odd song. Its horrendous stuff.

[Stouffer]

Ennis annoys the tits off me, most bland human being on telly. If we're talking muscular sex surely Diane Youdale is the queen. Death by hang tough is the only way to go.

Aye, if she had her legs wrapped round my neck I'd still be clinging on by the time ITV brought the show out of retirement.

[The Acolyte]

That bodybuilder - She'd just want taking out to Nando's all the time and giving you the carbs off her plate.

 

So, yeah!

 

 

Anyway, I present to you my current amnesty: Rachel Reeve MP

 

 

I met her once - she was nice. She burns to fight the good fight. which is pretty fucking horny in a lass.

She can be talked into trying some back door action!

[razor]

That bodybuilder - She'd just want taking out to Nando's all the time and giving you the carbs off her plate.

 

So, yeah!

 

 

Anyway, I present to you my current amnesty: Rachel Reeve MP

 

 

I met her once - she was nice. She burns to fight the good fight. which is pretty fucking horny in a lass.

 

Marilyn Manson's had his eye fixed.

[VladimirIlyich]

Marilyn Manson's had his eye fixed.

Still wood.

[Rico1304]

The one on the left has piled on the weight, while the one on the right has lost some.

So for that reason I'd go for the one on the right - she'd be in the better mood and clearly like to eat(cock).

The one on the left recently said she weighed over 13 stone. Fuck it or fight it.

[Section_31]

Can't post a pic on me phone but Mrs Brown's daughter, the one who is actually his wife in real life.

[ZonkoVille77]

The one on the left recently said she weighed over 13 stone. Fuck it or fight it.

Stop it,Rico.

You're giving me an erection.

[Trumo]

Can't post a pic on me phone but Mrs Brown's daughter, the one who is actually his wife in real life.

 

Just Google it to see who you were on about. Fucking hell, if Bruce Forsyth had had a sex change...!

 

EDIT: Googled some more and the actor's real life daughter is definitely not amnesty.

 

[The Golden Eel]

That Geordie shore bird is amnesty she repulses me in every way 

 

Absolutely, she's fucking minging. My standards are generally low but I wouldn't go near that

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Can't post a pic on me phone but Mrs Brown's daughter, the one who is actually his wife in real life.

You’re more of a sexual deviant than lifetime fan.

[General Dryness]

You’re more of a sexual deviant than lifetime fan.

I'm giving you that look that people give you when you say something that you know is simply not true.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Emma Fryer. Janine in The Phoneshop.

[Stickman]

Jenny Ryan off the Chase, she's not called Vixen for nothing and has that whole school mistress thing going for her.

 

 

Sort of looks like a fat Daphne off Scooby Doo

 

 

[KMD7]

Jenny Ryan off the Chase, she's not called Vixen for nothing and has that whole school mistress thing going for her.

 

 

Sort of looks like a fat Daphne off Scooby Doo

 

 

 

I fucking love her