Bird fancying amnesty thread

[CharleyKnight]

Alice Beer must qualify, if Penny Smith is too fit. Odd squashed face - I think its the tits that do it for me.

 

 

Fuckin good shout. I loved her as an adolescent. Watchdog was the business for a guilty wank!

[Guest molbyscorchio]

Fuck me - you've gone too far this time Charlie. Wanking over Watchdog? You really have got to seek medical advice. And optical.

[Uncle_Meat]

 

 

 

I know, I know. I'm all wrong on the inside... :no

[CharleyKnight]

Fuck me - you've gone too far this time Charlie. Wanking over Watchdog? You really have got to seek medical advice. And optical.

 

Thats not the half of it. I have been known to tease one out over The Vorderman on Countdown!

[Anubis]

Martha Kearney from Newsnight. Yes, I know it's inherently wrong but I can't help myself.

 

[CharleyKnight]

Martha Kearney from Newsnight. Yes, I know it's inherently wrong but I can't help myself.

 

 

You really are a queer aren't you? First you don't want Aniston or Jolie, and now this? What the fuck are you on?

[L19red]

the red from sex and the city.

 

[RedKnight]

She's a lezza.

[Hand Shandy]

That's fine - I'll make do with watching...

[RedKnight]

There`should be laws against ginger lesbians.

[rargh]

Fuckin good shout. I loved her as an adolescent. Watchdog was the business for a guilty wank!

 

Alice Beer? Nice tits, Bill Murray's face. What a quandary!

[Paul]

Alice Beer? Nice tits, Bill Murray's face. What a quandary!

Ha, ha!

[L19red]

There`should be laws against ginger lesbians.

 

Give me a break. This is supposed to be an amnesty and it took me ages to confess to fancying a ginger dyke.

 

and anyway I dont see you sharing your guilty secret.

[hamstrung]

 

 

 

[Joeys Pogo]

 

 

 

 

 

The Golden Girls would deffo get a game, especially the old one on the left as would Lorraine Kelly - Hubba Hubba

[Guest Mr_Red]

 

Am I allowed Amanda Redman???

[Sangria]

I think this thread has deviated somewhat.

Bird Fancing Amnesty Thread. Means that half the ones thrown uphere, there is no amnesty required.

So to get it back on track.

My Mother Inlaw. Fit as fuck. Now that does require an amnesty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am joking.

[Michael Howard]

Kate Humble

 

 

 

(As Kate is a daytime TV fixture these days I am betting that Charley Knight probably has a back catalogue of Animal Safari episodes on vid to fill the gaps between Cash in the Attic and Countdown!).

[RedinSweden]

Kate Humble

 

 

 

(As Kate is a daytime TV fixture these days I am betting that Charley Knight probably has a back catalogue of Animal Safari episodes on vid to fill the gaps between Cash in the Attic and Countdown!).

 

I read that as Gash in the Attic. Sounded like an ace programme.

[Section_31]

I read that as Gash in the Attic. Sounded like an ace programme.

 

 

:D

[Michael Howard]

I read that as Gash in the Attic. Sounded like an ace programme.

 

and its a silent first O in Countdown

 

one track mind eh ;)

[Anny Road]

 

Can't believe no-one posted this earlier

[Monkeywool]

 

Can't believe no-one posted this earlier

 

There is an amnisty, doesn't mean you can take the piss. :no

[RedinSweden]

 

Can't believe no-one posted this earlier

 

Might be because we'd all rather hump a fucking moulinex magimix.

[Section_31]

 

Can't believe no-one posted this earlier

 

:sniff: