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Bird fancying amnesty thread


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That's what happens when you live on 6p sachets of Asda curry sauce.

 

I actually went out and bought some of this stuff to try. When you know something is going to be bloody awful, you don't suffer the sense of disappointment when you turn out to be right. Knock back enough of it though, and I'm sure Kat Von D looks like the Cistine Chapel.

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Thing is, I bet Feltz is a really straight woman in the sack. She's a missionary only, lights off, no blowjobs kind of girl.

I'd imagine Feltz would be too busy barking orders about what she wanted you to do for either party to get much pleasure out of it.

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Everyday of the week, 4 times daily, before and after meals.

 

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As a kid watching her talk show I always wondered how sweaty her clunge must get with those big old thighs rubbing together and how much of her creamy discharge I could lick before I threw up.

Have I said too much?

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So you would be looking at those tatoos of a blokes face and of animals whilst you are shagging it?

 

That's just plain wrong!

 

Judging by those ginormous norks, I doubt I'd be paying much attention to her tattoos during coitus.

 

Why on earth would YOU be paying attention to such an insignificant detail?

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