Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Anubis]

 

Lupin, go to the library. Find an English dictionary. Look up the word amnesty.

[RoboRiise]

Kaplinsky? Fucking Bruce?

 

The top one though, she's got a face like a snow shovel. She could well be amnesty material for me.

[WaltonRed]

None of them are amnesty.

[ISeeRed]

Am I allowed to say most of the birds in the 'Aintree Slags' thread?

 

I'd unhesitatingly play hide the sausage with a good 75% of them ;)

[Croque Monsieur]

What aboot Tina Fey? Not sure if she's already been mentioned in this thread, but I was aimlessly channel surfing this evening and happened upon a couple of episodes of '30 Rock'. I had to watch for for a while to decide whether Miss Fey was worth a go or not. In the end I plumped for yes, mainly because I haven't 'known' a woman in the Biblical sense since 3rd August 2008 and almost anything looks good right now.

 

[ISeeRed]

Since I've bumped this thread from 3 wks ago, I feel as if I should include the pic below, for completeness.

[Croque Monsieur]

Am I allowed to say most of the birds in the 'Aintree Slags' thread?

 

I'd unhesitatingly play hide the sausage with a good 75% of them ;)

 

Yeah, I'd probably go through a few of them.

 

Provided, of course, I'd never have to see any of them again.

[ISeeRed]

Gentemen. I give you the lovely, fragrant Betty Stove, the utterly delightful Virginia Wade or, for the more adventurous, that lanky bloke on the left, who I think is distantly related to the queen.

[Nick Leeson]

Well there goes the amnesty you fucking freak.

[Croque Monsieur]

Well there goes the amnesty you fucking freak.

 

I should've thought all three constituted ideal amnesty material?

 

Ms. Stove looks truly grim.

[stevebaby]

Betty and Virginia in a double act with some nice strapon action...Mmmmmm!

I'd shag a ferret ATM. Wouldn't even enquire as to its gender.

[redheart]

Negged for not realisingthat I had already done Virgina Wade....in this thread at least

[johnb]

I'd shag an ATM, ferret.

[TheBitch]

Am I allowed to say most of the birds in the 'Aintree Slags' thread?

 

 

 

I agree, this would get a dam good 5 minutes of my time.

[melons]

5 minutes of your time? how many times you thinking of giving her one, 5?

 

 

 

Scrub the orange off, and i dont think she would qualify for amnesty,

 

 

 

Iseered is giving PB15 a run for his money on as long as they have tit's 'its shagable' line

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Think she's great, and that mole can tickle my balls as she licks my ars.

 

[sir roger]

What aboot Tina Fey? Not sure if she's already been mentioned in this thread, but I was aimlessly channel surfing this evening and happened upon a couple of episodes of '30 Rock'. I had to watch for for a while to decide whether Miss Fey was worth a go or not. In the end I plumped for yes, mainly because I haven't 'known' a woman in the Biblical sense since 3rd August 2008 and almost anything looks good right now.

 

 

If you haven't gone ugandan for 8 months & you are still dithering about diddling Ms Fey , you are a better man than me CM.

[Anubis]

I don't think Fay should be gracing any amnesty thread. Nor, to be fair, should the Alaskan Thatcher.

[Ted]

Tina Fey is hot.

[cochyn]

 

Blonde? Check.

Experienced? Check.

Posh? Check.

 

It's in dem eyes...

[TheBitch]

5 minutes of your time? how many times you thinking of giving her one, 5?

 

Sussed!!

[airbags]

 

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/2730633473_eac72c19a3.jpg?v=0

 

http://www.fan-lexikon.de/musik/alphabeat/bilder/l/alphabeat-stine-bramsen-2-7110.jpg

 

 

Little slut from Alphabeat. She would have kooky sex with you all night long.

[airbags]

 

 

This little minx certainly belongs here. She's really cute in a ugly kind of way; a real turn-on for a dirty bastard like myself.

[Mendoza]

 

 

This little minx certainly belongs here. She's really cute in a ugly kind of way; a real turn-on for a dirty bastard like myself.

 

Her brother is better looking. Fact.

[The Dude Abides]

 

 

This little minx certainly belongs here. She's really cute in a ugly kind of way; a real turn-on for a dirty bastard like myself.

 

Was just thinking the same as i clicked into this thread, watching her now. She's got a lovely belly.