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The youngest OFFICIAL Crouchamaniac

RedinSweden

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RedinSweden Grand Master

RedinSweden

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A half-German ex-Shrewsburian hooked up with a Swede (I'm guessing that's where the fella got the blonde hair from).

 

My wife is a manc. She is blonde though and I was blonde when I was little. In fact, my son is the spit of me when I was little, the poor sod.

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RedinSweden Grand Master

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As opposed to half man, half machine. What does it mean? What does it mean?

 

 

 

I've ordered a Crouchamania shirt and I can't fucking wait to get it. :yes:

 

 

They are beautiful. Dave did the little one as a one off. Our lad was made up. I bought him a bunch of trading cards and he was delighted when one of them was Peter Crouch.

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My wife is a manc. She is blonde though and I was blonde when I was little. In fact, my son is the spit of me when I was little, the poor sod.

 

You've just destroyed NP's fantasy there dude - he was angling for a picture of a gorgeous Swedish blonde MILF in a tight Crouchamania shirt.

 

 

 

I've had to wade through untold filth to understand the workings of NP's mind

:whistle:

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You've just destroyed NP's fantasy there dude - he was angling for a picture of a gorgeous Swedish blonde MILF in a tight Crouchamania shirt.

 

 

 

I've had to wade through untold filth to understand the workings of NP's mind

:whistle:

 

I've been sussed.

 

(Really haven't got up the courage to ask Ronnie if his wife has any sisters. And postal rates these days, I don't think I could afford it.)

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RedinSweden Grand Master

RedinSweden

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You've just destroyed NP's fantasy there dude - he was angling for a picture of a gorgeous Swedish blonde MILF in a tight Crouchamania shirt.

 

 

 

I've had to wade through untold filth to understand the workings of NP's mind

:whistle:

 

Well she is very pretty but you'll more likely see her in a Paul Scholes shirt

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