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[kop]

Monkey: "You said you went out for smokes, and here you are, 2 years later. Mom! Dad's back!"

[RedinSweden]

 

Much to the monkey's surprise Stu managed to get his entire arm through a hole in the wall.

[RedinSweden]

 

The monkey was even more surpised when the phone rang.

[madstock]

 

"The face that launched 1000 quips.."

 

"The monkey nearly suffered a heart attack until someone pointed out that it was glass as opposed to a mirror"

[Ted]

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Monkey: Ha ha ha, you call that facial hair son? It looks like billy bumfluff has struck again.

[Ted]

Bollocks.

[aws]

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Monkey: Ha ha ha, you call that facial hair son? It looks like billy bumfluff has struck again.

 

He does but he spells it faecal.

[kopitegaz]

He does have a look of Matthew Corbett now you mention it.

 

 

Izzy wizzy lets get busy :sniff:

 

 

Whats that sooty? Speak up you ignorant bear.

[madstock]

 

- "Are you Dave Gorman, too??"

- "No, I'm a monkey..."

 

[Stu Monty]

*Feels the weight on his broad shoulders and gives out and Ivan Drago treadmill moan*

 

 

"NNGGGGRAAAAAAAAHHHH"

[Anny Road]

 

Monkeys visitors numbers were up this year at ginger beard world

[Dirk]

 

Scot Carson unveils new tactic in his bid to unseat Pepe Reina.

[Stu Monty]

Stu - is that a McEnroe headband and a bald head, or have you got a hat on? Not taking the piss, it's a serious question.

 

Do you think I'm bald? At 25?

 

It's a hat. Obviously.

 

The beard is gone now but you can see how seriously ginger it gets if I let it grow a bit.

[Stu Monty]

25? Wow - didn't realise how tough the railways were.

 

You think ginger's bad - if I let my beard grow now it gets silver bits in it.

 

There is now a thread in the GF for these woes. Let it all out; it will be cathartic.

[Guest tactics truck]

 

SM:"I'll have a jacket potatoe with extra cheese and lashings of soon-to-be-warmed-up-when-I-take-them-back-and-complain cold beans, please."

 

M: "This is the monkey enclosure, the cafe is under that large neon sign.........say, how much do you want for that hat? I've got a bear skin, or a rusty stainless steel pocket knife with real stainless bear blood stains on"

[Stu Monty]

 

SM:"I'll have a jacket potatoe with extra cheese and lashings of soon-to-be-warmed-up-when-I-take-them-back-and-complain cold beans, please."

 

M: "This is the monkey enclosure, the cafe is under that large neon sign.........say, how much do you want for that hat? I've got a bear skin, or a rusty stainless steel pocket knife with real stainless bear blood stains on"

 

That rules.

[Guest tactics truck]

Maybe so but now your Chevy chase is everywhere. It's like a pink floyd album cover seeing your picture within a picture, within a picture...you get the point.

It's how I imagine 1984 if it was real but with you as Big brother and the monkey as John Hurt.

[Stu Monty]

I thought of making a "Being John Malkovic" comment before. Too much of my face, never thought it possible but you live and learn.

[Kurt]

 

SP: And then we just told Chelsea, to get SWP they had to quadruple that bid, and they did it!

 

AC: Hahaha.... those daft suckers! We did the same trick with Scott Parker!

[GOLDMEMBER]

 

SP: And then we just told Chelsea, to get SWP they had to quadruple that bid, and they did it!

 

AC: Hahaha.... those daft suckers! We did the same trick with Scott Parker!

 

Good one that! :D

[mickyc1973]

Need a caption for this:

 

this is how to dive without injury joe

show the others

[Cath]

Kirkland realises too late that he'd misunderstood Sami's shout of "have that little wanker!"

[Slam Daniels]

 

BEATTIE: Dunc, fucking calm down. Wayne, stay away from his nan in future.

[The-Sir]

 

have fun with this one guys ;]

[mickyc1973]

 

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cant get the taste of drippin of me teeth,but she was worth it