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Anti Manure/Chavski etc.... songs???


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doesn't matter if I go to school or not...its the fact I want to annoy the scum at school...I'm sure you all did the same at school... ;)

 

Nope !

When I went to school, there were not a scum fan there. That is something new age thing.

 

Sing FOAR or something, they know that they are falling.

We dont need to push. Just sit down and watch them fall.

 

And why arnt you at school allready ?

Go to school and work hard. Then get a deasent job. The you can sit, as I, and get paid for surfing TLW :D

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Yes! Go to school, work hard, and then you, too, will able to spell as well as this! ;-)

 

 

"Our childrens literacy level are appaling" - George W Bush.

 

 

I think he's Norwegian Tom, to be fair like. Still, they teach English in Norwegian schools don't they?

 

Extra spelling homework for Mr Datcha tonight ;-)

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I think he's Norwegian Tom, to be fair like. Still, they teach English in Norwegian schools don't they?

 

Extra spelling homework for Mr Datcha tonight ;-)

 

didnt he watch happy days as a kid? A bloke i worked with from holland a while back said he learnt english watching happy days!!

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Yes! Go to school, work hard, and then you, too, will able to spell as well as this! ;-)

 

 

Not the first and for surely not the last time my spelling will be wrong. :whistle:

 

Long time since I left the school....maby Il need a lesson ? :D

 

Well I'm not teh man to be giving them lessons mate. ;-)

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christmas song about chelsea

On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,

three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd

riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and

a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two

tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies

stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen

phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs

showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd

riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and

a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two

tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones,

three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers

pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs

showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd

riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and

a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers

chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies

drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens

a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel

studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry

 

 

was off trent radio.

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