Adverts you hate.

[Guest davelfc]

The only reason the prostrate cancer ad pisses me off is because of Culshaw, he's seriously shit. He does impressions of himself, that's it. How does he get work, he's shit.

 

Why didn't they just get the bloke from the real advert (annoying as he is) or Harry Redknapp or Ray Winston and use them? Better still a plank of wood, with a photo of each of them on, more convincing and less annoying.

 

I hope you google yourself Jon Culshaw, the only impression you make is of a talentless annoying fuck. Lenny Henry did more convincing impression, yeah you read it, Lenny fucking Henry!

[ChrisM]

Not quite sure what it is about this guy but I'd seriously like to set fire to the cunt -

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Not quite sure what it is about this guy but I'd seriously like to set fire to the cunt -

 

 

Ant or Dec?

 

I hate all them Crunchy Nut Cornflakes adverts,fuckin annoying.

[Dougie Do'ins]

The latest Go Compare one with Stephen Hawking. Don't really think I need to say any more.

[Pony Princess]

Can't remember if I have said this already, but Ray Winstone's floating head spouting sports betting odds is not welcome in my house during adverts. Seriously fuck off.

 

You ain't a homely daddy figure encouraging me to bet, you are a cunt of a floating head in a virtual stadium. Piss off.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Top Cashback is prominent on my hitlist at the moment.

[Mike D]

you could really do with a smack, lazy bitch

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[Mike D]

visit Scotland with the voice over from the guy who does Coast.

 

his voice goes through me, sounds like he is putting it on.

[Guest davelfc]

Can't remember if I have said this already, but Ray Winstone's floating head spouting sports betting odds is not welcome in my house during adverts. Seriously fuck off.

 

You ain't a homely daddy figure encouraging me to bet, you are a cunt of a floating head in a virtual stadium. Piss off.

 

What? Yu wanna narver wan?

 

Av a bang a dat.

 

Have to agree, it's starting to annoy.

 

 

The Air Force one has me puzzled, insurgents prepping a missile. They send in a Tornado and it blows them up, casualties nil. Except for the insurgents. Won't someone think of the insurgents.

[Mike D]

Billy Connolly should do the adverts for Scotland instead of that annoying prick from Coast.

 

"come to Scotland where we've got feckin big mountains, feckin big castles and feckin big lochs because it feckin pisses down all the time"

 

Id want to go then.

[Champ]

Neil Oliver, you mean? They did a brilliant parody of him on one of these end of the year shows a couple of years back. Never been able to take him seriously since. He's also one of those people who suddenly seem to be on everything and then the original appeal is lost

[Mendoza]

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Shove your vintage dress up your cunthole, you vacuous fucking tart

[Redder Lurtz]

"When you're watching the match, nobody wants injury time"

 

What? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

 

I know, we'll get some badly scripted Bulgarian TV ad and translate it fucking horrendously. There's a vague reference to something to do with f****all so we can bang it on when that's on telly.

 

Lazy, cheapskate, insulting fuckwits.

[Champ]

I see they've got a new Gold Blend couple. Erm, don't they know life's moved on since Gold Blend was last seen as the cool of coffee.....scurries off to the things that have got better thread

[jonnybastard]

The army careers ads fuck me off, more because of politics and cuts than anything else. 'join the army, we'll feed you, train you, send you off to fight -and if you come back alive, we'll fuck you up and throw you on the dole. Find out more at deadendcareers.com'.

[Liverpool lad]

Those army adverts are truly aimed at deadheads.

 

The advert should be, are you struggling to get a job on civvy street? Join the army, guaranteed work

[Mendoza]

Those army adverts are truly aimed at deadheads.

 

The advert should be, are you struggling to get a job on civvy street? Join the army, guaranteed work

 

 

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[Section_31]

There's been a spate of frankly horrific Andrex adverts of late.

[Trumo]

Plusnet. All of them.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Hubby sits at the breakfast table, reading the newspaper, no doubt keeping up with the important business that men keep themselves busy with. Meanwhile, wifey is pottering around the kitchen, attending to womanly things like cooking and cleaning, as is her place. She then puts a cup of coffee in front of him. He blanks her, because he's too engrossed in his important man news. But when he tastes the coffee, he suddenly remembers she exists; he looks up affectionately; the romantic music swells; he puts his paper down and gives her a hug. She has pleased her man and her life is complete, thanks to the right brand of coffee.

 

The whole thing is such a 1950s throwback abomination, that I can't help feeling that if she'd served the wrong coffee, he would have beaten her. Again.

 

Well done Nescafe. You've made me hate your shitty coffee even more.

[Champ]

That the Gold Blend one I posted yesterday? Proper timewarp stuff...the premise and the product

[Tj hooker]

That one comparing water with some mind blowing refreshing liquid with two sets of runners is really starting to get on my fucking nerves i had to switch the Telly over before that is bad for me

[Cortinaman666]

The one (I think it's for McDonalds) where some girls are sat round having coffees or something and one of them pipes up with "Then he said 'See you later'" and then the others chime in with "See you lataaaaarrr?". Just fuck off.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The one (I think it's for McDonalds) where some girls are sat round having coffees or something and one of them pipes up with "Then he said 'See you later'" and then the others chime in with "See you lataaaaarrr?". Just fuck off.

 

Yeah pisses me off too that one especially when she says "what does that even mean" just fucking choke you dim witted shagwit and the rest of you. What I go to McDonald's to tell people important news or share my feelings, no I go because sometimes I'm just a lazy cunt or feels like eating something that's not only bad for me but tastes bland and makes me feel like I've been drugged afterwards. The advert should be McDonalds because burger king is further away.

[Manny]

Yeah pisses me off too that one especially when she says "what does that even mean" just fucking choke you dim witted shagwit and the rest of you. What I go to McDonald's to tell people important news or share my feelings, no I go because sometimes I'm just a lazy cunt or feels like eating something that's not only bad for me but tastes bland and makes me feel like I've been drugged afterwards. The advert should be McDonalds because burger king is further away.

 

There's an even worse McDonalds one now, where a stepdad is rejected by his stepson, but The Great Leveller is a trip to McDonalds where they start to bond. Really insidious the way they and Coca Cola ("holidays are coming") are trying to weasel their way into the dimwitted subconscious and establish themselves as essential cornerstones of life.

 

Cunts.