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Here's one you can feel free to hate - it's the latest ad I wrote. Launches here in Australia on Sunday during the AFL Match of the Day coverage. If anyone ever wondered what my interminably

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Anything that starts "Hello,Philip schofield here"

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Any advert with a shit butchered acoustic version of a classic song.

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These fucking exercise fitness machine adverts are grinding my gears.

 

Everyone in them hasnt got an ounce of fat on them so that's fucking unrealistic for starters! They're all dripping sweat while smiling away like they're at a Nigella dinner party with chums and, either, running a 10k faster than Usain Bolt goes in the whole of an Olympic 100m final or, cycling faster than Mark Cavendish on a sprint finish on the Tour de France!

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The new John Lewis Christmas ad. Clearly after the controversy re the initial effort which was then cancelled, they had to commission a rush job to use their pre booked TV slots and boy does it show. Cheap ET rip off, looks like it was all written, cast and filmed in a weekend on an old Dr Who set. Really shit considering the classics they made in the past. 

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Debbie McGee on a Kitchens ad now the ugly old money grabbing hag. On the other ‘Death one ‘going on about family etc etc. His kids were left nothing she got it all, he was 50% per cent on a business with his son and sold it immediately, don’t know what went on but she looks a right twat. 
 

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1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Debbie McGee on a Kitchens ad now the ugly old money grabbing hag. On the other ‘Death one ‘going on about family etc etc. His kids were left nothing she got it all, he was 50% per cent on a business with his son and sold it immediately, don’t know what went on but she looks a right twat. 
 

Quite fittingly, I bet she has a fanny like a wizard's sleeve.

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3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

The new John Lewis Christmas ad. Clearly after the controversy re the initial effort which was then cancelled, they had to commission a rush job to use their pre booked TV slots and boy does it show. Cheap ET rip off, looks like it was all written, cast and filmed in a weekend on an old Dr Who set. Really shit considering the classics they made in the past. 

What was the original one?

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3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

The new John Lewis Christmas ad. Clearly after the controversy re the initial effort which was then cancelled, they had to commission a rush job to use their pre booked TV slots and boy does it show. Cheap ET rip off, looks like it was all written, cast and filmed in a weekend on an old Dr Who set. Really shit considering the classics they made in the past. 

What? 

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The John Lewis ads are always relentlessly awful. Not sure why they're even doing them any more given how many stores they've closed, and choosing a song written by a Sheffield artist just a few months after shutting the Sheffield store feels like a massive fuck you.

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1 minute ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

The John Lewis ads are always relentlessly awful. Not sure why they're even doing them any more given how many stores they've closed, and choosing a song written by a Sheffield artist just a few months after shutting the Sheffield store feels like a massive fuck you.

The one with the trampoline was superb. 

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2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

The Building Society one with the guy in the suit kicking a ball back to some urchins. He looks he has never kicked a ball in his life and was clearly only cast to con people into wondering whether he is DI Arnott from Line of Duty.

 

Hahahaha spot on. Great song used though. 

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