Adverts you hate.

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

“ my lot know how to have fun “ oh fuck off. That geezer is in loads of ads too.

Yes there's a few that are in loads of them, i wonder how much they get for presenting themselves in such a fashion and whether they keep recordings of them to show at such parties. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Michael Hagan and Bryan Lawrence had a monopoly.

 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Michael Hagan and Bryan Lawrence had a monopoly.

 

Twats,I'll bet. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Twats,I'll bet. 

 

A given.

[easytoslip]

18 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

A given.

Yep, imagine the stick you would get in the alehouse off your drinking buddies, that's if they have one, or mates

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, easytoslip said:

Yep, imagine the stick you would get in the alehouse off your drinking buddies, that's if they have one, or mates

Just done an acting job! Oh yeah what for? Back gel!

[Elite]

Anyone seen that Always advert with the fat Ice Skater? Genuinely thought it was a piss take.

[redinblack]

The Asda advert with "More Than A Feeling" playing over it. No idea what its about.

[easytoslip]

One of them grim creation adverts that's now employed a kid saying when my Nan pops her clogs and then all the benefits, the pits

[Mike D]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

One of them grim creation adverts that's now employed a kid saying when my Nan pops her clogs and then all the benefits, the pits

Nan, make a noise like a frog cos me mum says when you croak we’re going to Florida.

[Trumo]

12 hours ago, redinblack said:

The Asda advert with "More Than A Feeling" playing over it. No idea what its about.

 

At least they've got rid of that Bolton-sounding oddball.

[Ken Robber]

The Halifax advert with Stand by me by Oasis playing the whole duration. Fucking horrible 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Hello Starling bank !!

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Hello Starling bank !!

It's annoying as fuck that just a bunch of strangers saying hello to a bank will win them a load of customers, but I guarantee that advert is successful. What kind of slobbering fuckwit makes their decision based on that? Scum. Subhuman scum. 

[Trumo]

11 hours ago, Ken Robber said:

The Halifax advert with Stand by me by Oasis playing the whole duration. Fucking horrible 

 

It's one of the few adverts still using the original song at least. Nearly every other advert features a cover version.

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

It's one of the few adverts still using the original song at least. Nearly every other advert features a cover version.

The one time you'd want a cover over those horrible nasal whines from the bad Manc thundercunts

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

It's one of the few adverts still using the original song at least. Nearly every other advert features a cover version.

There is a current advert for some holiday lets company, I forget the name of it, which uses Fleetwood Mac’s Seven Wonders.

[sir roger]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

There is a current advert for some holiday lets company, I forget the name of it, which uses Fleetwood Mac’s Seven Wonders.

Seems strange that they don't use the chorus on that advert.

[halewood pete]

Anything that starts

"Hello,Philip schofield here"

[Mike D]

The bank of ant and dec. just fuck off, cunt should be in prison.

[easytoslip]

The Ladbrokes one, how do you know when you know and the fella at the end saying wow, as if. All betting ones for that matter. 

[tokyojoe]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

The bank of ant and dec. just fuck off, cunt should be in prison.

Absolutely. How many customers they will have lost because of those two tosspots is beyondme.

[sir roger]

21 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Absolutely. How many customers they will have lost because of those two tosspots is beyondme.

It's a bit like Boris Johnson , their patter is forced ,  irritating and hackneyed but people just love them in their millions.

[easytoslip]

On 22/09/2021 at 15:22, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Just done an acting job! Oh yeah what for? Back gel!

I can imagine just that. 

[Strontium]

Those GoCompare ads were annoying enough when it was just a fat bloke singing opera, now they seem to be riffing off Inside Llewyn Davis. What.