Adverts you hate.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Stickman said:

BBC's Wynne Evans sacking call over hosting Tory fundraiser

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51659270

 

Why the fuck should he have been sacked though? 

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

All adverts. Every single one of them. 

 

Maybe leave Kylie riding the bucking bronco but the rest are a waste of life, a waste of resources and I hope the ideas people behind them fuck off and then fuck off again.

Absolutely. My ex used to work as a P.A. in one of the big advertising agencies in London (Darcy something or other). She said most of the 'middle management' were off their tits half the time.

[Stickman]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Why the fuck should he have been sacked though? 

Fuck  knows to be fair, especially when you see the shit Kuemssberg pulls 

[Stouffer]

Mrs. Stouffer is watching the George Floyd trial all day; every day, and the Pelaton adverts can fuck right off.

[Trumo]

Just Eat with the Snoop Dogg rap video. The ad is annoyingly frequent, but it's the young Tupac lookalike in the background that irritates me more for some reason.

[Kepler-186]

Echo Online Pharmacy

 

Barbara and Noah apparently. 

 

Condescending as fuck.

 

Nearly as bad as “we’ve got Mum’s cheap arse funeral sorted now I can plan that holiday with my inheritance. Cheers, Mum.”
 

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Meals delivered by some cunts to some randy old over acting witch who cannot wait for mr dirty to come over and give her a good shafting. Nauseating.

I may have mentioned this before. 

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Meals delivered by some cunts to some randy old over acting witch who cannot wait for mr dirty to come over and give her a good shafting. Nauseating.

I may have mentioned this before. 

Is that what 'There's always room for some sticky toffee pudding' is about I wonder.

Actually, no I don't.

 

The Verisure burglar alarm advert. Some soulless unblinking bint in a call centre.

Does my head in.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

30 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Is that what 'There's always room for some sticky toffee pudding' is about I wonder.

Actually, no I don't.

 

The Verisure burglar alarm advert. Some soulless unblinking bint in a call centre.

Does my head in.

Is the security one we’re the woman is totally unfazed by the break in?

Oh we’ve just arrive home to discover we’ve been burgled or some shite?

When we got done I wanted to kill someone.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Trumo said:

Just Eat with the Snoop Dogg rap video. The ad is annoyingly frequent, but it's the young Tupac lookalike in the background that irritates me more for some reason.

Yep same. Don't mind the advert although he's sold himself out. The 2pac character doesn't need to be in it. 

[Harry's Lad]

17 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Is the security one we’re the woman is totally unfazed by the break in?

Oh we’ve just arrive home to discover we’ve been burgled or some shite?

When we got done I wanted to kill someone.

That's the one. They were shocked to see they'd been burgled.

 

I bet you did. Bastards. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

That's the one. They were shocked to see they'd been burgled.

 

I bet you did. Bastards. 

Hi I hear I can take out Life Insurance over the phone with no awkward questions?

Yes we just need your age and proof you’re not already dead?

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Hi I hear I can take out Life Insurance over the phone with no awkward questions?

Yes we just need your age and proof you’re not already dead?

You're talking to Kaert as she pronounces it.

No complicated forms eh?

Fuck off.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

You're talking to Kaert as she pronounces it.

No complicated forms eh?

Fuck off.

 

She is in the Broadband ads with the fat blert from Yorkshire.

 

Kaert aka Emma Jeng

[Chip Butty]

The ones for woman who cant stop pissing themselves or the jam rag ones, for fucks sake. We don't have a follow through after a hard night on the ale adverts, for underpants, do we. Or muddy bum wipes, no, us blokes just get the fuck on with it. 

 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

The Verisure burglar alarm advert. Some soulless unblinking bint in a call centre.

Does my head in.

 

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Is the security one we’re the woman is totally unfazed by the break in?

Oh we’ve just arrive home to discover we’ve been burgled or some shite?

When we got done I wanted to kill someone.

 

40 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

That's the one. They were shocked to see they'd been burgled.

 

I bet you did. Bastards. 

 

The way that advert plays out, it seems as though the first thing that woman does is ring up to get a burglar alarm installed, before she's called the cops or the insurance company to report it.

[Harry's Lad]

40 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

She is in the Broadband ads with the fat blert from Yorkshire.

 

Kaert aka Emma Jeng

Women.

It's amazing what they can do with a bit of slap.

[Preston Red]

The eBay advert with the tight arsed little Manc twat wanting to get fit.

 

"He's mehh doggehhhhh!" 

 

"Ah bought it on eBehhhhhhhhh".

 

Fuck right off you cunt!

[s(k)aturation]

 

Here's one you can feel free to hate - it's the latest ad I wrote.

Launches here in Australia on Sunday during the AFL Match of the Day coverage.

If anyone ever wondered what my interminably loathsome rants on here sounded like in real life, the main singing voice you hear in this jingle is mine.

 

 https://youtu.be/Pf5N8d4DcKU

 

Oh, and have a pie.

 

 

 

[Section_31]

16 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Here's one you can feel free to hate - it's the latest ad I wrote.

Launches here in Australia on Sunday during the AFL Match of the Day coverage.

If anyone ever wondered what my interminably loathsome rants on here sounded like in real life, the main singing voice you hear in this jingle is mine.

 

 https://youtu.be/Pf5N8d4DcKU

 

Oh, and have a pie.

 

 

 

 

Absolutely brilliant John, fucking great work! 

[s(k)aturation]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Absolutely brilliant John, fucking great work! 

 

Coming from you, TLW's undisputed master craftsman and ideas man, that means a lot.

Thanks, mate.

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

40 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Here's one you can feel free to hate - it's the latest ad I wrote.

Launches here in Australia on Sunday during the AFL Match of the Day coverage.

If anyone ever wondered what my interminably loathsome rants on here sounded like in real life, the main singing voice you hear in this jingle is mine.

 

 https://youtu.be/Pf5N8d4DcKU

 

Oh, and have a pie.

 

 

 

What are the pies like?

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, skaro said:

 

Here's one you can feel free to hate - it's the latest ad I wrote.

Launches here in Australia on Sunday during the AFL Match of the Day coverage.

If anyone ever wondered what my interminably loathsome rants on here sounded like in real life, the main singing voice you hear in this jingle is mine.

 

 https://youtu.be/Pf5N8d4DcKU

 

Oh, and have a pie.

 

 

 

Pretty good that mate. I'll have a chunky steak!

[s(k)aturation]

41 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What are the pies like?

 

Not bad.

Very crusty... very "mincey" beef with a touch of mutton and a nice, ample, basic gravy base.

 

There are posher Angus beef, grass fed and even meat-free varieties of Four'N Twenty too.

 

But the routine, base model one is the best to have at a game, for mine.

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

What are the pies like?

 

And they do "pie" varietals like this, that are quite popular at tradesmen's morning tea breaks and the like.