Adverts you hate.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Adverts in the middle of YouTube videos. Can nothing just be left the fuck alone without trying to sell us something. I'll listen to YouTube videos when I'm struggling to sleep, im dozing then boom insanely loud advert for fuck knows what inserted randomly. I've seen videos about 20 minutes long with 15 adverts slotted in.

[General Dryness]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

Adverts in the middle of YouTube videos. Can nothing just be left the fuck alone without trying to sell us something. I'll listen to YouTube videos when I'm struggling to sleep, im dozing then boom insanely loud advert for fuck knows what inserted randomly. I've seen videos about 20 minutes long with 15 adverts slotted in.

Get an adblocker.

[Bobby Hundreds]

4 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Get an adblocker.

Does that work on YouTube videos

[General Dryness]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

Does that work on YouTube videos

Yep. I don't get any ads when I'm watching YT on my laptop, so I'm guessing that's the Adblocker.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Anyone else had the misfortune to see the latest Sainsbury's add ? Not sure if they're regionalising them but I've just seen the one with the old home video of Christmas past with the Scouse lad talking to his mum on the phone. 

 

If ever I need an excuse not to shop in Sainsbury's, this is it.

[Lee909]

These manscape adverts on every fucking platform be it TV,Podcast,Social media etc etc

 

Get your man bag and fuck off

[Aventus]

I'm sick of the Christmas adverts already. 

[easytoslip]

Just seen an animated Mcdonalds one, it'sickening. 

[Mike D]

What happened to adverts to make them tacky, cheap looking and purposely annoying?

 

The ads back in the 80s were shot like a Bond film, when they were all trying to out do one another.

Dark lighting, proper music, all for something like a Mars bar! 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

Parsleybox. Com. 

That gardener, my favourite is the cottage pie noo the lasagne. 

[Mike D]

Even the Duracell bunny is an annoying little cunt these days,

[Stickman]

I utterly fucking despise this song

 

 

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[Bjornebye]

That fucking Ebay one where the couple put the telly on the wall. The lad in it is fucking shit. gormless shit cunt who provides no chemistry to the girl whose clearly wanting it not to be a shit advert. 

[Section_31]

Just seen this mindless aberration on a car advert taking the piss out of some bird's boyfriend saying he "doesn't have a lot under the bonnet". Says the fucking bloke with a painted face, painted beard and painted teeth. 

 

It's like someone who failed their A Levels tried to build a Kenny Everett android. Pointless twat.

 

[Elite]

The Idris Elba narrated Tik Tok one, full of covid clichés.

[Stouffer]

50 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Just seen this mindless aberration on a car advert taking the piss out of some bird's boyfriend saying he "doesn't have a lot under the bonnet". Says the fucking bloke with a painted face, painted beard and painted teeth. 

 

It's like someone who failed their A Levels tried to build a Kenny Everett android. Pointless twat.

 

Like being haunted by the shittest ghost ever.

[Trumo]

Advert trope # 23235345 - If the advert is for some fragrance, it has to feature a celebrity doing something pointless in ultra slo-mo. If it's a female celebrity, she must speak in a whispery French accent. If they couldn't afford to hire a celebrity to flog their tat, the advert has to feature 'models' who look like they'd just been dug up before being covered in slap. Those adverts will feature some random on voiceover speaking with a whispery French accent.

 

Advert trope # 23235346 - Any advert to do with fast food has to feature 'urban' music that only appeals to the Fam Blud Massive. Because they fucking live off fast food innit?

 

Advert trope # 23235347 - Philip Schofield has to feature in at least one advert every ad break.

[sir roger]

At least 5 of the afternoon adverts have the same red haired young lad with absolutely no charisma at all , giving his lines like an I speak your weight machine.

[Harry's Lad]

That Age Partnership advert with Eamonn Holmes.

He starts off saying "They say life gets better with age", then He says "Really?, my back creaks, my knees ache".

 

The cunt's been sat on his arse for fucking decades. 

 

Try doing manual labour for those decades and then see how much your back creaks and your knees ache you slimy twat.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

That Age Partnership advert with Eamonn Holmes.

He starts off saying "They say life gets better with age", then He says "Really?, my back creaks, my knees ache".

 

The cunt's been sat on his arse for fucking decades. 

 

Try doing manual labour for those decades and then see how much your back creaks and your knees ache you slimy twat.

Yep. Everything he does is the act of a fucking cunt. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Another Parsley Box one with some old bag overacting and getting all frisky over some old fart coming over for dinner to give her one. Ideal if you need to throw up. Cunts!

[Total Longo]

Every single ad break is polluted by that Go Compare jabroni and that horrendous time travelling Lynx Africa one, without fail. 

 

The sole reason why the only thing i will watch live now is sport. I'm even thinking of starting that an hour later now, such is my hatred for Lynx Africa. 

[Stouffer]

Just Eat, how about Just Fuck Off.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Every single ad break is polluted by that Go Compare jabroni and that horrendous time travelling Lynx Africa one, without fail. 

 

The sole reason why the only thing i will watch live now is sport. I'm even thinking of starting that an hour later now, such is my hatred for Lynx Africa. 

They should put the Go Compare horn and Idris Elba in a fight to the death cell match then shoot the winner. Sick of the sight of them. 

[Total Longo]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They should put the Go Compare horn and Idris Elba in a fight to the death cell match then shoot the winner. Sick of the sight of them. 

I'm getting the slight feeling that Elba might just win that.