Adverts you hate.

[Pony Princess]

There is a current Granada area advert before the weather where a couple are in a tent and they go 'it is kinda windy here, but we don't mind!' then they snuggle up and zip up the tent.

 

Then the advert voice-over goes 'Seven Sea's vitamins - trying for a baby'

 

Sick fucks.

[GR10 LFC]

lloyds tsb ones piss me off. stupid music stays in your head. horrible big nosed animated twats. fuck off.

 

I work for Lloyds TSB and those animations are everywhere - every poster in work and all over the intranet. And as for the music, it's often used when audio conferences are put on hold. Does my head in. When that first launched we were all sent a link to download it as a ringtone - and some stupid fuckers did!

[Mendoza]

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Serve up some shit

[Trumo]

The one for Febreze car air freshener, with some stupid looking cunt who I can only assume has Mr Bean as his hero.

[Mike D]

just seen this abomination, whats the deal with these cheap looking adverts? do they think they are being witty or are they just blind to the fact that they are shit, yes men committee advertising.

is it that they know it is shit and will annoy but will stick in your head?

 

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[Mike D]

That mother and son are in for a shock, that's Psycho Paul.

 

the mum was a psycho shop manager in 2 pints of lager.

[Mike D]

and what happens to the girl that psycho Paul is walking off with?

 

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[Bobby Hundreds]

Psycho Paul was ace, I've always thought I'd love to hear him doing the voice over on a David Attenborough documentary,

[Trumo]

The latest one for the new EE network. I've nothing against Kevin Bacon, but he can just fuck off with all those bollocks phrases used by mongtards that watch reality TV, read Heat magazine and listen to Scott Mills on the radio. Shit like "Totes amazeballs". According to lore, Kevin Bacon is connected within six degrees of separation to everybody on the planet, so I'm sure he doesn't need to he money he's getting to spout this guff.

[Mendoza]

If youre a regular cinema goer you cant fail to have noticed this fucking fucker

 

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[ChrisM]

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE.

 

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They're all absolute cunts, obviously, but the one that REALLY does my fucking head in is that gurning blonde 'woman' with her 'partner', she pulls the most annoying fucking spaz faces possible, I'd never tire of stabbing her in the face with a screwdriver STAB STAB STAB.

 

EDIT: I presume it's supposed to be her 'partner', but looking at her gnarled old face I suppose there is a chance she's supposed to be his grandmother, the absolute shit.

[Redder Lurtz]

The woman in the Freelander advert asks the bloke in the supermarket for "just a slither of brie". What's that then, some kind of fucking snake cheese? The word is "sliver" you twat.

[Rico1304]

The woman in the Freelander advert asks the bloke in the supermarket for "just a slither of brie". What's that then, some kind of fucking snake cheese? The word is "sliver" you twat.

 

She is a right little cracker though, used to be in Hollyoaks. She's in another couple of adverts at the moment.

[Lucky Pierre]

The donkey one for three.

[manwiththestick]

Do you fold or scrunch? Really? An advert asking how you wipe your arse, brilliant.

[Section_31]

The new Vision Express avert with 'POV' shots of loads of twats wearing glasses.

[Liverpool lad]

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Anyone who scrunches toilet probably gets shit on their fingers

[Guest San Don]

Sky fucking go. I wish it would.

[Redder Lurtz]

The new Vision Express avert with 'POV' shots of loads of twats wearing glasses.

 

"POV shots" is one of those phrases I can't use in public for fear it only relates to porn and everyone would know it does except me. "Cum shot" is another.

[Trumo]

I can't remember what this advert is for, but it's from the past couple of years or so. They do a voiceover for a dog which says "Get it down you, boy" in a Frank Butcher voice. I don't hate the advert (as evidenced by me not remembering what it's for) but that part is more than a little bit paedo. I can well imagine it being a common phrase in the dressing rooms at BBC Centre during the 70s.

 

EDIT: Googling the phrase "dog says get it down you boy" tells me it's an ad for chocolate Weetabix.

 

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[manwiththestick]

Ever wonder if there's a level below rock bottom? Well there is, Kerry Katona promoting Cash lady: Fast cash for fast ladies. Quite possibly the worst advert ever.

[RedBrian84]

The new Santander advert. Mainly because of Rory McIlroy's sinister-as-fuck, stalker/serial killer apple eating bit.

[Mendoza]

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[Pony Princess]

The Werther's Original adverts have continued their rapeyness. Now however, it is not a young boy sitting on grandad's lap, feeling 'very special'.

 

It is a young girl in a chocolate shop, and a chocolatier leering at her like a randy bandit.

[Moctezuma]

The recent one that depicts a garden shed as a baby is just bizarre. I pretty much lunge across the room these days to hit the mute button when adverts come on. Youtube's use of them is deeply annoying especially in playlists.