Adverts you hate.

[Lario]

The Coors Light ad, where yer man is pouring into one glass but it's filling another.

The customer goes to pick it up, bartender indicates to wait, then the head magically appears.

Customer "nice pour!"

Barman "I like to keep it fresh!".

 

Load of absolute bollox.

[Mike D]

The Numan erectile defunction one with the pencil head snapping goes right through me.

[Chip Butty]

Jam rag adverts, again doing me head in.

Now there’s a new one with a bird sitting on the bog, doing the old poor a pint of fuck all that looks like the inner wall of a womb, onto this super absorbent cricket triage pad. 
 

When are us blokes getting our ones on, muddy bums, follow throughs and the ‘popped me cock in me kecks to early, pad’ 

 

Grrrrrrr

[Trumo]

8 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Jam rag adverts, again doing me head in.

Now there’s a new one with a bird sitting on the bog, doing the old poor a pint of fuck all that looks like the inner wall of a womb, onto this super absorbent cricket triage pad. 
 

When are us blokes getting our ones on, muddy bums, follow throughs and the ‘popped me cock in me kecks to early, pad’ 

 

Grrrrrrr

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BODYFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRMMMMMMMMM, BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[Chip Butty]

Thats like reliving the advert. 

[Harry's Lad]

I'm not sure if I've mentioned it before but that Oral B toothbrush one with Mo Farah. 

That fucking music does my head in.

[easytoslip]

 Imagine coming home  one night and seeing you're dad dacing to Thin Lizzy , it's a sickening thought Anyway that ad vert is quite disturbing. 

[polymerpunkah]

 

 

This one. 

[Captain Willard]

There’s an Ian Botham one on Sky for a foot spa. He’s got really fat and is an awful actor. It’s beyond bad. 

[Harry's Lad]

31 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

There’s an Ian Botham one on Sky for a foot spa. He’s got really fat and is an awful actor. It’s beyond bad. 

Revitive.

They send electric pulses up your legs and are supposed to aid circulation. 

Someone I know got one and sent it back.

[easytoslip]

22 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

There’s an Ian Botham one on Sky for a foot spa. He’s got really fat and is an awful actor. It’s beyond bad. 

It is, hey someones been using Revitis. 

[Captain Willard]

26 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

It is, hey someones been using Revitis. 

I’ve become a bit obsessed with it. I’m going to have to record it for posterity. One of the worst celebrity endorsements ever. 

[easytoslip]

Yeah sometimes i have to watch something that's sickening again and again. 

[Mudface]

'Share my clogs.'

 

I'll share them up your bollocks you irritating cunt.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Youtube adverts fucking pricks. Is nowhere safe its not just 5 seconds and skip anymore its often 2 adverts to start 15 seconds each or some pricks put them in every 2 minutes so an intriguing video stops being worth it.

[Chairman Meow]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Youtube adverts fucking pricks. Is nowhere safe its not just 5 seconds and skip anymore its often 2 adverts to start 15 seconds each or some pricks put them in every 2 minutes so an intriguing video stops being worth it.

 

I pretty much only view youtube on PC for the most part and have an ad blocker so I don't experience it.

 

However, everytime I ever try and view something on my phone I find myself baffled that they actually manage to get anyone to use it on a phone. It's basically unusable due to the ads. 

[Mike D]

 

[Trumo]

The new 3 advert with this weedy-looking shit and his bottle opener teeth ordering gravlax in a posh restaurant.

 

[redinblack]

The Sky VIP advert with Idris Elba in his red pullover with all these other people in red pullovers. Its on all the time if you watch a Sky channel. Literally every ad break.

[The Golden Eel]

That one for one of the price comparison sites wheren there's a woman gets a text from her partner or something that says "Dog's dead" but it turns out that it autocorrected from "Dog's fed". What a load of absolute nonsense.

[sir roger]

I am starting to reckon ad agencies may be stealing a living more than economists.

[dockers_strike]

That Cunard advert for cruises is doing my head in!

[Total Longo]

2 hours ago, redinblack said:

The Sky VIP advert with Idris Elba in his red pullover with all these other people in red pullovers. Its on all the time if you watch a Sky channel. Literally every ad break.

He's everywhere now, doing the booking.com ads as well. 

[sir roger]

There is one with people on a spinning wheel, then they start dancing and shouting at each other for no obvious reason. I've never reached the end to see who it is for.

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

I am starting to reckon ad agencies may be stealing a living more than economists.

They always have mate. My ex to be used to work for one of the big agencies in London (Darcy Mc something or other) She hated it. They were always talking shit and her boss never got in until about 11.00 am as he'd always been high as a kite on coke the night before. Quite a few of them were into that as well.