Adverts you hate.

[Aventus]

On 18/01/2021 at 09:56, Stouffer said:

Just Eat, how about Just Fuck Off.

Did somebody say Just Eat? 

[sir roger]

How much money does Robert De Niro actually need ?

[Strontium]

I always wonder if they would have called the car something else if they couldn't get him for the adverts.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Jimmy Carr was next in line.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha Ha. My life would be so much easier if at least some of my kids could learn to pull the fucking chain occasionally. We went on a two week holiday once to come back to a big unflushed shit in the middle of a hot summer. Nobody owned up. 

 

 

[Trumo]

29 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

I always wonder if they would have called the car something else if they couldn't get him for the adverts.

 

If they'd got Rita Ora they'd have run into a problem.

[Strontium]

4 minutes ago, Trumo said:

If they'd got Rita Ora they'd have run into a problem.

 

Very good that.

 

Although it has reminded me of some blert on the Koptalk forums 20 years ago who used to start every post with the phrase "Kia Ora".

[sir roger]

I'll be your dawg.

[Evelyn Tentions]

7 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Very good that.

 

Although it has reminded me of some blert on the Koptalk forums 20 years ago who used to start every post with the phrase "Kia Ora".

Just a New Zealand way of saying "Hello"

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

On 05/02/2021 at 12:36, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Only skimmed the last couple of a pages but not seen anyone mention yet ANOTHER in a long line of the most annoying adverts in history from Nationwide, 'wuh workmen met in houseeeees' not racist, fuck off.

I've just popped in to post about the Nationwide adverts. They've had a run of epically shite adverts. With all the shite, modern, urban poetry. The latest one is absolutely awful. Particularly when the poet bloke tries to rhyme the word "people" with the word "people." 

[Jordy Brouwer]

On 05/02/2021 at 15:49, sir roger said:

How much money does Robert De Niro actually need ?

He has alimony payments I think. He had a row with his ex-wife where we was saying he had to take all of these crap roles because of her. 

 

In answer to the thread - Grammarly. I fucking hate online Grammarly adverts. They are constant.

[Section_31]

Imagine being these kids' parents? The lad is a thief and his sister is a complete cunt.

 

 

[Mike D]

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

On 11/02/2021 at 21:03, Section_31 said:

Imagine being these kids' parents? The lad is a thief and his sister is a complete cunt.

 

 

The way the two kids are eyeing each other up at the end, I'd say that mum has an awful lot more than that to worry about.

[Preston Red]

That fucking Quorn advert with the old cunt going on about Meat and 2 Veg.

 

Shite food anyway.

[Jennings]

I used to see those adverts with Frank Windsor going on about "If you're over 50, you can have life insurance with no need for a medical."

I paid them scant attention but I used to think "You'll need the money for your funeral you old bastards."

But now I am over 50, I watch them and think "Wow, they have this stuff for young spunks like me?"

[Chr15]

Just Eat.    The more I see it the more I resolve never to use the service

[Harry's Lad]

37 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha ha. There’s a care home near me that offers assisted living for the over 55s. I’m 56 next month and still playing 5 a side.  What the fuck have these people done to themselves that they need assisted living at 55 ? 

Illness mate.

Somewhere they can be looked after when their needs are so great that their families can no longer care for them.

There but for the grace of God etc.

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Yeah maybe. Now I feel bad. 

Not something I intended.

[Tj hooker]

4 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

That Facebook one where the new mum is struggling with breast feeding and video calls her mum for advice. It finishes with nipper getting latched on and the phrase “sore nipples”. They are the last 2 words spoken. They’ve just shown it to a couple of million blokes drinking beer on the sofa at half time in the north london derby. 

Totally with you on this one it proper grinds my gears .

[Stickman]

Sure it’s on here anyway but fuck it I can’t stand this fat Tory cunt 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

All adverts. Every single one of them. 

 

Maybe leave Kylie riding the bucking bronco but the rest are a waste of life, a waste of resources and I hope the ideas people behind them fuck off and then fuck off again.

[Bjornebye]

On 14/03/2021 at 18:30, Chr15 said:

Just Eat.    The more I see it the more I resolve never to use the service

No tacos to the chateau? 

On 14/03/2021 at 22:17, Stickman said:

Sure it’s on here anyway but fuck it I can’t stand this fat Tory cunt 

 

 

Hahahaha is he a tory? 

[Tj hooker]

On 14/03/2021 at 22:17, Stickman said:

Sure it’s on here anyway but fuck it I can’t stand this fat Tory cunt 

 

 

It's never off the fucking telly either 

[Stickman]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

No tacos to the chateau? 

Hahahaha is he a tory? 

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