Adverts you hate.

[Rushies tash]

This advert makes me irrationally angry. It's like an 8 year old won a competition to write a poem for a shaver ad.

 

 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

That Age Partnership advert with Eamonn Holmes.

He starts off saying "They say life gets better with age", then He says "Really?, my back creaks, my knees ache".

 

The cunt's been sat on his arse for fucking decades. 

 

Try doing manual labour for those decades and then see how much your back creaks and your knees ache you slimy twat.

 

He no Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath.

[Aventus]

1 hour ago, Total Longo said:

Every single ad break is polluted by that Go Compare jabroni and that horrendous time travelling Lynx Africa one, without fail. 

 

The sole reason why the only thing i will watch live now is sport. I'm even thinking of starting that an hour later now, such is my hatred for Lynx Africa. 

I gave the Lynx Africa ad a free pass because of the girl that's in it. 

 

Girls with dark hair and blue eyes are my fetish, anybody know who she is? 

 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I gave the Lynx Africa ad a free pass because of the girl that's in it. 

 

Girls with dark hair and blue eyes are my fetish, anybody know who she is? 

 

Just had a search myself and cant find her. Rep to anyone who does 

[Aventus]

I know our adverts are bad but some of the American ones are crazy. I occasionally come across them while watching a yank stream of various sporting events. Half of the ads are from pharmaceutical companies listing symptoms, convincing you you're ill, then peddling the drugs to cure you of the ailment you've only just realised you have.

 

And I came across this one yesterday during the unmentionable. 

 

 

I genuinely thought it was for the new call of duty game at first. 

[Lee909]

What the fuck is going on with these Man Scapped adverts. Weird as fuck. Just seen one on YouTube. Perfect for your friend, SON, Husband who's let themselves go during lock down. 

 

Your son, who the fuck buys their son a body hair trimmer. What is this Alabama 

[Preston Red]

The United Utilities one before the weather on Granada. Specifically the one with the little twat that runs up to the workers with a toy spade and shouting orders.

 

Had that been me and I had to dig a hole, she'd have been told to fuck right off before she ends up in the fucking hole. It's a definite channel switcher overer one is that. The little cunt.

[Trumo]

4 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

The United Utilities one before the weather on Granada. Specifically the one with the little twat that runs up to the workers with a toy spade and shouting orders.

 

Had that been me and I had to dig a hole, she'd have been told to fuck right off before she ends up in the fucking hole. It's a definite channel switcher overer one is that. The little cunt.

 

If they filmed outside Kurtz's house, she would have been.

[easytoslip]

Back to the Pelaton shit, the first was one was bad enough with that twat who does a blow and puts his head to one side, now there's one with a smug looking cunt, think he's first on,he should also feature  in the smarmy faces dept if I had a picture. 

Sometimes i get told to lighten up as its only an advert and there's no need to get wound up, I wonder myself what it's like not noticing these things. 

[Section_31]

She's black so obviously we need a drum and bass soundtrack because that's what black people are in to. Mah bitch mah ho may ho mah bitch.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

She's black so obviously we need a drum and bass soundtrack because that's what black people are in to. Mah bitch mah ho may ho mah bitch.

 

 

You would though. 

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You would though. 

Absolutely. 

 

Action stations actions stations, set condition cock throughout my underpants, this is not an exercise.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 30/01/2021 at 10:28, easytoslip said:

Back to the Pelaton shit, the first was one was bad enough with that twat who does a blow and puts his head to one side, now there's one with a smug looking cunt, think he's first on,he should also feature  in the smarmy faces dept if I had a picture. 

Sometimes i get told to lighten up as its only an advert and there's no need to get wound up, I wonder myself what it's like not noticing these things. 

You remember them. Love or hate job done.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Only skimmed the last couple of a pages but not seen anyone mention yet ANOTHER in a long line of the most annoying adverts in history from Nationwide, 'wuh workmen met in houseeeees' not racist, fuck off.

[Bellflower]

Anything with Helen Austin doing the voice over

Vodaphone at the moment are a right PITA

[Strontium]

48 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She's black so obviously we need a drum and bass soundtrack because that's what black people are in to. Mah bitch mah ho may ho mah bitch.

 

 

 

If they were looking to inspire a fresh generation of seamen, she would certainly do the trick.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

A few :

Any toilet cleaner adverts that talk about cleaning under the rim. Who has such explosive diarrhea that it goes under the rim ? Nobody. Its a made up problem to sell expensive coloured bleach. 

 

The new wave of adverts for Tena pants. Basically nappies for older women who let out a bit of wee when they do yoga. Why are they showing these to me during the ad breaks on Wheeler Dealers ?

 

That M/M advert where he is shagging the wife and the husband walks in. So many unanswered questions. 

 

 

Gather you’ve never cleaned a toilet. Ask the help.

[Bruce Spanner]

On 18/01/2021 at 11:41, Aventus said:

I gave the Lynx Africa ad a free pass because of the girl that's in it. 

 

Girls with dark hair and blue eyes are my fetish, anybody know who she is? 

 

 

What annoys me most about that advert, and there is lots to grumble about, is that is suposedly set in Manchester.

 

Manchester in the 80's looked like Laurence Llewelyn Bowen had been given fifty quid to have a crack at making Chernobyl look 'boutique', not like some fly over state American univeristy.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I have got 5 kids. Unless you are an actual cleaner, I am confident I have cleaned up more shitty toilets than you. Toilet cleaning products could be my specialist subject on Mastermind.  

To be fair you never duck a question.

[Total Longo]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Who has such explosive diarrhea that it goes under the rim ?

*coughs*

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

To be fair you never duck a question.

He might be a bloo

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

He might be a bloo

We have 3 toilets so they tend to stay clean longer. We have harpic of them.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha Ha. My life would be so much easier if at least some of my kids could learn to pull the fucking chain occasionally. We went on a two week holiday once to come back to a big unflushed shit in the middle of a hot summer. Nobody owned up. 

My mother in law died recently and we were waiting in the house for the cars when  my nephew had to go to the toilet. No one went near the house for a week until we went to get some paperwork, despite him flushing the loo it still stunk.

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We have 3 toilets so they tend to stay clean longer. We have harpic of them.

Fucks sake.

What have we started.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

Fucks sake.

What have we started.

Haha I know.