Adverts you hate.

[easytoslip]

42 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Thinking of getting some new binoculars with mine.

Haha, I do actually need a pair. 

[Stouffer]

Nationwide can get fucked; again.

[tokyojoe]

Here's one I like. Bit old mind.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, I do actually need a pair. 

I need to go to Specsavers too haha.

[sir roger]

15 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

* I’ll give them a call

* Paid more for a cup of coffee
* I’m 32 and a non-smoker

* It only takes a few minutes over the phone

* I’m just thinking about the family when I’m gone

* Mike looked after everything but know he’s gone

* You never think about these things do you
* Starts from just a few pence a day

* No medical questions

* Get 10% off your first year and a handy voucher

If its £8.32 per month that would mean the 10% rebate after 12 months would amount to £ 9.98 

Big wowser

 

I also hate the female make up adverts which spout made up medical terms and then have in tiny writing at the bottom ' 62% of 13 women agree '.

[Harry's Lad]

5 minutes ago, sir roger said:

If its £8.32 per month that would mean the 10% rebate after 12 months would amount to £ 9.98 

Big wowser

That would make a huge difference. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

 All the Vag stuff they advertise before the threshold. What about Penis stuff, sexist bastards. ‘ Got scrot rot? Use Testisan.

[dockers_strike]

Fucking hell, it's a new advert and I fucking hate it already. It's doing my head in listening to a pretend Burl Ives sing his little ditty. "Every morning at half past 4"?

 

Fuck off, Ive done my stints of 5am starts so I dont want to be thinking of 4.30am! You can shove yer Volvo up yer fucking arse every morning at half past 4 for all I care, OK?

[easytoslip]

42 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Fucking hell, it's a new advert and I fucking hate it already. It's doing my head in listening to a pretend Burl Ives sing his little ditty. "Every morning at half past 4"?

 

Fuck off, Ive done my stints of 5am starts so I dont want to be thinking of 4.30am! You can shove yer Volvo up yer fucking arse every morning at half past 4 for all I care, OK?

Just seen that shite. 

[sir roger]

Those Barclaycard superhero ones with Nick Frost are mind-boggling poor.

[Stickman]

There’s actually a new one which is even worse ....

 

 

[Trumo]

I don't hate the advert, or even the thinking behind the product. Just trying to work out if the person they zoom out from is a transitioning bloke or a butch woman. Anyway, Allbirds trainers.

 

 

[Section_31]

Keep hearing radio ads for fucking Haribo, gives me the serious urge to kill.

[easytoslip]

Not sure I've already said this, but that one about bargain cremations, the old man, he's come back as a ghost in a follow up, made up there was no fuss and dead. 

I haven't seen it again as they showed the original one just now. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

12 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Not sure I've already said this, but that one about bargain cremations, the old man, he's come back as a ghost in a follow up, made up there was no fuss and dead. 

I haven't seen it again as they showed the original one just now. 

 

‘ you’re nowhere near that yet dad ‘ err yes he is.

[easytoslip]

44 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

‘ you’re nowhere near that yet dad ‘ err yes he is.

Haha yeah, at least he was spot on about no one lives forever. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

Haha yeah, at least he was spot on about no one lives forever. 

Anyone worried about their own mortality should not watch adverts.

[easytoslip]

40 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Anyone worried about their own mortality should not watch adverts.

Every other one is about death. The impending doom that awaits us all. 

Oh death consider my age so please take me at this stage, can you spare me over for another year. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Every other one is about death. The impending doom that awaits us all. 

Oh death consider my age so please take me at this stage, can you spare me over for another year. 

Get cover at 70 June it will cost you £30 a month for £1500. Might pay for the fucking coffin. Enjoy the voucher.

[easytoslip]

5 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Get cover at 70 June it will cost you £30 a month for £1500. Might pay for the fucking coffin. Enjoy the voucher.

Fuck that, cardboard box and me ashes thrown on the Rocky Ralla in Litherland. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Fuck that, cardboard box and me ashes thrown on the Rocky Ralla in Litherland. 

I will be sent to Valhalla on pallets on Newsham Park Lake. The big one.

[easytoslip]

9 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I will be sent to Valhalla on pallets on Newsham Park Lake. The big one.

Haha, pallets of fire. I was never off the Ralla as a kid so might as well. 

I've thought about Formby pinewoods or sand dunes but it might be to windy. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, pallets of fire. I was never off the Ralla as a kid so might as well. 

I've thought about Formby pinewoods or sand dunes but it might be to windy. 

Always fancied them going off in a firework but I’m scared of heights.

[Aventus]

On 19/09/2020 at 10:51, Stickman said:

Didn't think I could hate these adverts anymore....Guess i was wrong

 

 

These adverts are really pissing me off at the moment, I was willing to let it slide at first but now they've taken the piss. 

 

Why are they insisting on showing multiple different adverts about the real life cunt singer behind the fake cunt character? 

 

I get it, it's a real person, with a real career, well done you random falt bald tory livestock botherer, you've managed to annoy me more than the annoying prick you were playing. 

[General Dryness]

On 09/10/2020 at 22:38, tokyojoe said:

Here's one I like. Bit old mind.

Aye, proper adverts in them days.