Adverts you hate.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Visa, and now American Express, pretending they give a shit about small high-street shops.

Ha the irony being that loads of independent shops still don't take card. 

 

I can't stand this cunt or the advert the cunt 

 

 

[Stickman]

I can't stand any of the Martin Freeman Vodafone adverts but this one particularly gets on my tits I think it's his stupid smarmy face that pisses me off....

So much so I'm putting him in the  smarmy faces made to punch thread as well

 

 

[Strontium]

Those Maltesers adverts.

 

Probably for people who think running through a field of wheat is naughty.

[s(k)aturation]

Here's a radio ad I had the privilege of doing with the great Bill Bailey recently, for bowel cancer awareness in Australia... which, rarely for ads I write, I didn't hate...

 

RADIO 60.wav

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That Pelaton however you spell it bike ad. 

 

“ 321 saddle, well done pelaton, you smashed it “

 

In that annoying southern bastardised Valley Girl accent. Fuck off.

 

They pronounce Protect as Protact.?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Not so much hate but wholly innapropriate ads, maybe by design.

 

Poor children starving, near death. Followed by an ad with spoilt brats waddling around Disney World.

 

Children struggling for fresh water on a daily basis.

 

Followed by Oscar the Cat guzzling from a fast running tap. “ he likes plenty of fresh water.

[Bjornebye]

On 12/13/2018 at 6:29 PM, Bjornebye said:

Ha the irony being that loads of independent shops still don't take card. 

 

I can't stand this cunt or the advert the cunt 

 

 

Literally just searched this thread to post this advert only to find that I did it only a few weeks ago. I stand by it. The guy is a cunt. 

[Aventus]

On 1/10/2019 at 7:34 AM, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Not so much hate but wholly innapropriate ads, maybe by design.

 

Poor children starving, near death. Followed by an ad with spoilt brats waddling around Disney World.

 

Children struggling for fresh water on a daily basis.

 

Followed by Oscar the Cat guzzling from a fast running tap. “ he likes plenty of fresh water.

 

[Dr Nowt]

That’s like when a book on Fritzl found itself into a Father’s Day display in Waterstones.

[Rrg]

 

jesus

[Anubis]

The current penchant for having people dancing in adverts - particularly those annoying fucking Tui adverts. And that Light & Free one as well.

 

Also, that Luvvie infested British Airways advert, with all the cunts sat in first class and telling the public how much they love them. Yeah, because we can all fly fucking first class now, can’t we.

[Bjornebye]

"Someones knocking at th......"

 

[Fugitive]

That fucking slag who didn’t know Oral B made toothpaste is back again. I hope she gets hit by a bus and she chokes on her twatting teeth. I’ll 

[Anny Road]

 

I didn't even know oral B made a toothpaste.

Look I can eat an apple.

[Anny Road]

Fucking how wierd

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Fucking how wierd

Not really, I think there are at least 500,000 people hating the bitch at any given time.

[Mike D]

 

[Aventus]

On 2/5/2019 at 9:33 PM, Rrg said:

 

jesus

I've got no beef with that advert to be fair. 

 

I have more of an issue with the whole #bigmac #notabigmac shite they are trying to force. I understand what they are attempting to do but it's a fucking burger, nobody gives a fuck, there's literally not one person debating it. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I've got no beef with that advert to be fair. 

 

I have more of an issue with the whole #bigmac #notabigmac shite they are trying to force. I understand what they are attempting to do but it's a fucking burger, nobody gives a fuck, there's literally not one person debating it. 

 

 

Its not a Big Mac though 

[Aventus]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Its not a Big Mac though 

What is it called then? 

[Trumo]

There's another toothpaste advert (Colgate Whitening I think) and the main model in it looks like she's made of plastic. One of the least natural looking smiles this side of an American car salesman.

[Stickman]

Pretty much anything with this cunt in but these are adverts are particularly annoying

 

 

[Bjornebye]

That Barclays life skills advert with the girl working on the turbine. I think its Barclays. The bit where she is in the car she doesn't even look like she is in the thing. Her whiney fucking voice shouting at two fellas in the front who are at least 10 years older than her. Its not even that hard a problem to solve. Typical fucking woman, over-reacting. Stupid ginger cunt. 

 

0/10 

[Ken Robber]

That plusnet advert with the fella who looks like a microwaved Mr. Potato head singing to his wife makes me want to kick dogs

[sir roger]

To be fair we have been really impressed with Bulb as our energy supplier ( moved from Eon - they were cack ) but Bulb's adverts ( line drawing shit ) are awful.