Adverts you hate.

[The Golden Eel]

55 minutes ago, Marko121 said:

Is it simple and easy ? And are you covered from the first phone call. 

 

Im 32 and a non smoker 

I'm not a smiley, jolly or friendly enough bloke to advise on these matters. 

[halewood pete]

Adverts for webuyanycar.com by Phillip schofield on TV and radio.smug bastard.

[Anubis]

Bad enough that David Rees Talbot and the Halifax have fucked up the Wizard Of Oz, but fucking up Ghostbusters is crossing the line. It’s too far. Too fucking far.

[Mike D]

Diet Coke exotic Mango

[Tony Moanero]

6 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Diet Coke exotic Mango

Yes, total whopper. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I made the mistake of leaving an unmuted advert on the other day.  It was this.  

 

 

Everything about it is hateful and I wish all involved were dead.

 

 

 

Edit - I see Mike D beat me to it.

[Mike D]

What’s more depressing is loads of little mings will buy into it.

[Tony Moanero]

37 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I made the mistake of leaving an unmuted advert on the other day.  It was this.  

 

 

Everything about it is hateful and I wish all involved were dead.

 

 

 

Edit - I see Mike D beat me to it.

The fella in the advert that’s on at the moment is even worst that him. Absolute cunt’s cunt. I can’t think why anyone would think it a good idea to create such a character.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Advert for a camera door bell even the fucking house burglar is super posh and the guy whose house it is is like " yes I saw thee looking through my window thoust villainous swine, now begone with thee"..... "okay goodbye"

 

"Is your doorbell a crime preventer" no it's  fucking doorbell 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Advert for a camera door bell even the fucking house burglar is super posh and the guy whose house it is is like " yes I saw thee looking through my window thoust villainous swine, now begone with thee"..... "okay goodbye"

 

"Is your doorbell a crime preventer" no it's  fucking doorbell 

The way he spoke to the tea leaf would probably make said tea leaf come back and do him in.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

All these over 50 funeral ads, fucking hell. The acting even for adverts is awful.

 

” It was a real shock when mum died “ 

 

“ Mary is thinking about making parsnip jam “

 

” But he’s still my boy and I don’t want him to worry “

 

Glad i’ve had life insurance for years, shove your pen and your M&S vouchers up your arse.

[Hades]

On 11/12/2018 at 3:58 AM, AngryofTuebrook said:

I made the mistake of leaving an unmuted advert on the other day.  It was this.  

 

 

Everything about it is hateful and I wish all involved were dead.

 

 

 

Edit - I see Mike D beat me to it.

Negged for making us suffer through it as well.

[Anubis]

The Boots Christmas “she’s me mum” advert. I want to kill everyone in it and the person singing it. It grates.

[manwiththestick]

Any Christmas advert and the ridiculous talking about them.

 

"Ohh, I can't wait to see what M&S do this year."

 

Fuck off Helen.

[Tony Moanero]

Negged. I like Christmas adverts. Well, some of them, most of them.

 

 

[Trumo]

On 11/11/2018 at 4:58 PM, AngryofTuebrook said:

I made the mistake of leaving an unmuted advert on the other day.  It was this.  

 

 

Everything about it is hateful and I wish all involved were dead.

 

 

 

Edit - I see Mike D beat me to it.

 

Someone sent me that link and said I look like this cunt. I've never had a hairstyle like that, but if you shave his head and give him a short beard, the alarming thing is that they might just be right. I definitely don't sound like that though.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

19 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Someone sent me that link and said I look like this cunt. I've never had a hairstyle like that, but if you shave his head and give him a short beard, the alarming thing is that they might just be right. I definitely don't sound like that though.

That's close enough for a negging. 

[Trumo]

8 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That's close enough for a negging. 

 

That's fair.

[Special K]

16 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Advert for a camera door bell even the fucking house burglar is super posh and the guy whose house it is is like " yes I saw thee looking through my window thoust villainous swine, now begone with thee"..... "okay goodbye"

 

"Is your doorbell a crime preventer" no it's  fucking doorbell 

Didn't the burglar in the original version of that advert have a Scouse accent? They had to dub another voice over it. 

 

And yes, I hope he comes back to screw that arrogant cunt's house over.

[Trumo]

13 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That's close enough for a negging. 

 

He's the cab driver from Deadpool.

[moof]

19 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Advert for a camera door bell even the fucking house burglar is super posh and the guy whose house it is is like " yes I saw thee looking through my window thoust villainous swine, now begone with thee"..... "okay goodbye"

 

"Is your doorbell a crime preventer" no it's  fucking doorbell 

What would that guy have done if the fella had actually pulled the balaclava down over his face? 

 

“Excuse me, sir, I see you looking through the window... I see you getting ready to throw that brick... I see you running off down the road with my 65 inch smart tv... bollocks”

[tokyojoe]

Haven't been through the thread but that fucking Woucher ad really pisses me off.

[Tony Moanero]

Can’t stand the Claudia Winkleman Head & Shoulders ones. 

 

[Section_31]

These adverts for door bells with cameras in.

 

Burglar first rings the door bell and you answer through the speaker and he's like 'Hi yeah I'm just selling fruit and veg door to door' then scarpers.

 

Crime deterred. 

[Anubis]

Visa, and now American Express, pretending they give a shit about small high-street shops.