Newcastle to snatch Joaquin?

[RedKnight]

well thats souness for yer, dont know the player but one of em had a jumper on under his shirt and big thick gloves.

 

That was Emre.

[Vincent Vega]

Are Newcastle's fans the thickest on the planet? In your Liverpool slums and sign on, the irony is obviously lost on them. You live in one of the biggest shitholes in the country you neanderthal pricks.

 

And Everton are the most boring football team I have ever had priviledge to watch. If it wasn't for set pieces they'd never score a goal.

[Spy Bee]

That was Emre.

No it was definitely a jumper.

[Rashid]

Magpies eye Joaquin swoop

11 Dec 2005

 

Newcastle have moved a step closer to beating Chelsea to the signing of Real Betis ace Joaquin.

 

The Spanish international winger has revealed that Toon ace Albert Luque has been asked to spy on him when the pair meet up for internationals - and report back to Graeme Souness.

 

Chelsea had been favourites to land Joaquin while Liverpool have also been linked with the talented wideman.

 

But now he has told The News Of The World that he would love to supply the bullets for Michael Owen on Tyneside.

 

He said: "I've been told Newcastle have asked Luque for reports on me.

 

"That is good news as far as I'm concerned - I hope he told them nice things.

 

"It would be beautiful to have him as a team-mate and play alongside somebody like Owen who is one of the best strikers in the world."

 

Joaquin is sure to be one of the hottest properties around in the January transfer window, and his departure has probably been hastened by Betis' early exit from the Champions League.

[Ritchi3]

Probably fake quotes but Newcastle is about his level anyway

[Scouse_Datcha]

Its either Keane to Real, Joaquin to nufc or Terry being nasty to a girl. Great read on a Sunday morning :sick:

[Kopite]

Its either Keane to Real, Joaquin to nufc or Terry being nasty to a girl. Great read on a Sunday morning :sick:

 

He's been told to wear a mask when he speaks to the opposite sex. When will he ever learn?

[Anubis]

Speaking of masks, when I first saw the title of this thread I had visions of Souness, Shearer and Freddie in ski masks, screeching to a halt in a van outside the Betis training ground, and bundling Joaquin into the van shouting GO GO GO.