Lloyd Christmas

[Vincent Vega]

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[Gav]

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why you going to the airport. flyin' somewhere

[BatChainPuller]

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For Harry and Lloyd every day is a no-brainer.

[George Costanza]

[dave u]

I love this thread. Class.

[MLB]

I got it all along, me.

[Gav]

Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her enough or somethin. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention."

[Gav]

my fav bit

 

Lloyd: This didn't come out of our travel fund.

 

Harry: Oh.

 

Lloyd: Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.

 

Harry: Where did you get 25 extra bucks?

 

Lloyd: I sold some stuff, to Billy Enforsee.

 

Harry: The blind kid?

 

Lloyd: haha Yeah, yeah.

 

Harry: What did you sell him Lloyd?

 

Lloyd: You know, stuff.

 

Harry: What kinda stuff?

 

Lloyd: Few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, (coughs) Petey.

 

Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd, wh- he- wha- Petey didn't even have a head!

 

Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it. :D

[Nunavut Patrick]

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Hahaha...worm farm....hahaha.

[Gav]

Hahaha...worm farm....hahaha.

 

 

Hahaha.........worm farm....hahaha .....you had to ask what it meant.......hahaha dumbassssss

 

 

 

 

 

hey NP Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it ;)

[Nunavut Patrick]

Hahaha.........worm farm....hahaha .....you had to ask what it meant.......hahaha dumbassssss

 

 

 

 

 

hey NP Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it ;)

 

 

Two Paddies walking through the Canadian bush see a Help Wanted sign.

Tree Fellers $10 a day. One Paddie turns to the other and says, 'If only Seamuas was here we'd have made an easy tenner'.

[05 Milan]

film nerds

 

I have seen it, I just don't watch the same movie for weeks memorizing the entire dialogue

 

I bet VV is one of those cool cats who finds all the errors in movies like star wars and lord of the rings. I gotta hand it to you Vincent, I never saw that sticker on frodos apple, kudos dude!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Love the way Gav thought the blind kids name was billy enforcee instead of billy in 4 C, your one pathetic loser.

[Nick Leeson]

Love the way Gav thought the blind kids name was billy enforcee instead of billy in 4 C, your one pathetic loser.

Well spotted. Well, Gav - it looks like he's right; you are one pathetic loser.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Personal Favourite Qoute, on harry eating the chillies 'Its more tingly than hot'.

[Tom R]

"according to the map we've only gone four inches!... I don't think we're getting very good mileage".

[Maldini]

Mock...yeah

Ing...yeah

Bird...yeah

 

Mocking bird...

[Vincent Vega]

Here you go Captain.

[bri]

ok film geeks.

 

In the film Swingers (no not that dogging film) theres a scene where they all drive in their own cars to a party. one of the cars has a specific number plate, whats the number and whats the significance of that number. Any takers!!

[Captain]

Have seen it, I just couldn't remember the worm farm. :$

 

Four scenes spring to mind though:

 

1. Carrey has to take a piss on a bottle. Pissed myself watching it.

 

2. One of the idiots steps out of a nice sports car and walks up a set of stairs wearing the most insane pair of boots I've ever seen, and a not so cute, tight dress. (The kind of boots NP wears, having made them himself out of polar bear skin.)

 

3. Jeff Daniels lets it rip in the bathroom. We have lift off!

 

4. I'm pissed right now so I just can't remember the last one, forgot by the time I got here. Sorry.

 

The film is ace.

 

Oh, just remebered! Number four is the scene where they fuck with meal in that diner and that poor bastard goes down.

[Scouse_Datcha]

"1. Carrey has to take a piss on a bottle. Pissed myself watching it "

 

That is class. And when the cops gets it later....

[MLB]

I bought a worm farm once. Lazy fuckers didn't grow shit.

[Ted]

This is a wild stab at the swingers thing coz I've never seen it.But is the plate something to do with the THX 1138 that turns up in lots of movies, as a homage to the Lucas film of the same name.

[Ted]

'You'll have toexcuse my friend,he's alittle slow.The town is back that way!' Quality.

[DT]

ok film geeks.

 

In the film Swingers (no not that dogging film) theres a scene where they all drive in their own cars to a party. one of the cars has a specific number plate, whats the number and whats the significance of that number. Any takers!!

 

Oh man I love that film and I've seen it loads of times, but I've never noticed the license plates. Go on and enlighten me.