Sam Allardyce is a CUNT

[El Rojo]

It's probably no exaggeration to say that he'll be disappointed with that.

[Gym Beglin]

I think Allardyce could win the World Cup with England. If not Allardyce, then whoever replaces him.

 

Crazy theory, but Klopp and GUardiola are having a huge positive effect on some key England players:

 

Clyne, Henderson, Sturridge, Lallana, Sterling, Stones all will be coached in much the same way over the next 2 years, will be fitter, have a better work and team ethic.

 

Pochettino very similar coaching methods in terms of fitness and pressing, so you could add Rose, Dier, Kane, Alli to the mix, and you have a very high-pressing team, very fit.

 

 

-------------GK-------------

Clyne---Stones-----?-------Rose

-------------Dier-------------

--Henderson---------Alli---------

?-----------Kane---------Sterling

 

 

The only thing holding that team back, aside from the gaps, is having Kane as a forward. If England went the way of the 'false 9' and an interchanging front 3, then England could be excellent.

 

Chilwell, Drinkwater, Vardy, Rashford, Shaw, Bertrand, Deeney, Antonio, Barkley as well.

 

And two years from now, who are the unknowns?

Reece Oxford, Joe Gomez, Kasey Palmer, Demarai Gray, Ademola Lookman, Tammy Abraham, Sheyi Ojo, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Lewis Cook, Patrick Roberts, Adam Armstrong, all likely to have breakthrough seasons in the next 18 months.

[scudger99]

Spherical rotund bastard.  He'll still blame Rafa for it.

What a completely stupid cunt, considering his current position that's Balotelli-esque behaviour.

Wonderful stuff.

[El Rojo]

The 100% win ratio will look good on his CV.

[Herp McDerp]

[Iceman]

The F.A. Chiefs are disturbed they got that bit right. Good reporting.

[Gym Beglin]

Why do people want him sacked so much? Don't really understand it myself.

 

Why do you really care who manages England?

 

Why do you hate Fat Sam? He's comedy stardust.

 

Who would come in to replace him? Gareth fucking Southgate would kill off all interest I still have in watching England. The tedious bellend, I hate him more than Allardyce.

 

The FA will definitely appoint him, put your money on it. In fact just done it on PP, 10/1, put £6 on it.

 

FA will want a boring, safe, twat to recover the image of 'brand'. Southgate is like a disinfectant for them.

[navbasi]

Why do people want him sacked so much? Don't really understand it myself.

 

Why do you really care who manages England?

 

Why do you hate Fat Sam? He's comedy stardust.

 

Who would come in to replace him? Gareth fucking Southgate would kill off all interest I still have in watching England. The tedious bellend, I hate him more than Allardyce.

 

The FA will definitely appoint him, put your money on it. In fact just done it on PP, 10/1, put £6 on it.

 

FA will want a boring, safe, twat to recover the image of 'brand'. Southgate is like a disinfectant for them.

Because he is a cunt.

 

It will be between Southgate and Bruce.

 

Funny as fuck.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Yeah cannot come up with any reason for us to hate him. Not one. Fuck off.

 

His best most competent performances for me were as Fergusons chewie softener. Sat at heal by the fire whilst his master sips Bells from a pint glass.

[Iceman]

Him being sacked is funny.

 

Knock knock who's there? Fat Sam I am out of a ffucking job.

[Herp McDerp]

Because he is a cunt.

 

It will be between Southgate and Bruce.

 

Funny as fuck.

 

Oi get fucked cunt, how could you forget about the gileted genius?

 

[Horus]

Although he just got out-tactic'd, he shouldn't be sacked. He's the perfect man for the ale house, neanderthal fans. Watching England fail horribly was going to be my only bit of enjoyment from the rancid international game over the next 2 years.

 

Don't take that dream away from me, FA. I beg you.

[Lario]

Back to Sunderland by Christmas.

[Iceman]

it's obvious what we need now get Woy back, let him finish the job.

[Horus]

Because he is a cunt.

 

It will be between Southgate and Bruce.

 

Funny as fuck.

 

If there are another 10 managers involved, i wouldn't exactly be putting Bruce's name forward just yet. Most of these managers aren't going to be the foreign ones.

[Dr Nowt]

My favourite line of the day so far...

 

"If Allardyce does have his £3m-per-year contract terminated, he will be the first England manager to finish his reign with a 100% record (Soccer Aid appearances not included)."

[clangers]

It's been said repeatedly this morning across the media that the FA would lose 'credibility' if they sack him so the only thing going in his favour is that the FA lost all credibility years ago.

[Gym Beglin]

No way Bruce or Pardew will get it, too similar to Allardyce, potential for more embarrassment from dodgy capers.

[navbasi]

Oi get fucked cunt, how could you forget about the gileted genius?

 

HAHA!

[KMD7]

 

 

I think ALLARDYCE could win the World Cup with England.

[ozted]

Another Ferguson recommendation.

[littletedwest]

Doubt they'll sack him. One game in and it's not like klopp or Guardiola are lining up.

[lifetime fan]

Arrogant, opinionated, entitled, overweight, reactionary prick gets his shot at the job he's coveted for years and fucks it up as soon as he's in the spotlight. What?  

 

 

I know.

 

it's brilliant.

[G Richards]

It will be interesting to see what happens. Definite grounds for dismissal, but on the other hand, there's not a lot of quality candidates lining up to take it on. Perhaps the FA will just reprimand him, then a chastened Allardyce will keep the job, having to wind his neck in.

 

Guess we'll find out soon enough.

 

PS - the non-footballing reasons Hoddle and Venables were sacked for pale in comparison to this, so there's ample precedent for him to be let go.

[lifetime fan]

It will be interesting to see what happens. Definite grounds for dismissal, but on the other hand, there's not a lot of quality candidates lining up to take it on. Perhaps the FA will just reprimand him, then a chastened Allardyce will keep the job, having to wind his neck in.

 

Guess we'll find out soon enough.

 

PS - the non-footballing reasons Hoddle and Venables were sacked for pale in comparison to this, so there's ample precedent for him to be let go.

 

 

There wasn't previously either, that's why the fat fuck got the job.