Beans on a fry up

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Egg yolks, tomatoes (fried or grilled) and mushrooms provide adequate moisture.

Correct. Provided there are no beans in the vicinity.

[A Red]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Even pro-beaners advise the only way to make the clag-nuts edible is to reduce all that awful bean juice down therefore unmoistening the minge plasma.

 

This moist argument make no sense. Especially when saying no to hp because it masks the flavour. Because beans taste of nothing do they?

I'm not talking about beans in a gallon of juice running amok all over the plate I'm talking the correct bean to sauce ratio that adds another flavour, a dimension if you like, that compliments the dish.

 

I like a fry up with a bit of moistness that cannot be satisfactorily created by a simple egg or chucking brown or red shit all over the shop. As I mentioned, tinned tomatoes usually have too much juice and even when they dont, you cut into one and it explodes all over everything else. Dont get me started on grilled tomatoes.

[A Red]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

If they were green though..... 

Little lined up orange men marching around your plate twirling the bacon, chucking it up in the air then catching it whilst whistling the Sash. Thats what you see.

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Egg yolks, tomatoes (fried or grilled) and mushrooms provide adequate moisture.

 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, A Red said:

Little lined up orange men marching around your plate twirling the bacon, chucking it up in the air then catching it whilst whistling the Sash. Thats what you see.

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Egg yolks, tomatoes (fried or grilled) and mushrooms provide adequate moisture.

 

We all dream of one day being referred to as "adequate".

[skend04]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Egg yolks, tomatoes (fried or grilled) and mushrooms provide adequate moisture.

Mushrooms? People wouldn't eat anything that grew on their athletes foot infection but you'd eat something that grows on another type of fungus? The world is fucked and we need that second wave of Covid-19 infections to happen right now.

[Tony Moanero]

55 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Mushrooms? People wouldn't eat anything that grew on their athletes foot infection but you'd eat something that grows on another type of fungus? The world is fucked and we need that second wave of Covid-19 infections to happen right now.

Mushrooms are boss, you bastard.

[A Red]

Mushrooms are good but anyone who relies on them for moistness, well, I look down my nose at them

[Evelyn Tentions]

14 hours ago, Remmie said:

Even pro-beaners advise the only way to make the clag-nuts edible is to reduce all that awful bean juice down therefore unmoistening the minge plasma.

 

This moist argument make no sense. Especially when saying no to hp because it masks the flavour. Because beans taste of nothing do they?

The actual beans do taste of nothing, it's the clag they're canned with that has the "flavor". Or that was the case when I was forced to eat them when I was a kid.

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

The actual beans do taste of nothing, it's the clag they're canned with that has the "flavor". Or that was the case when I was forced to eat them when I was a kid.

Preach on brother

[Mark M]

Aldo put up his fry this morning. Is this how all scousers like their fry’s ?

[ZonkoVille77]

Wtf is that

[YorkshireRed]

11 minutes ago, Mark M said:

Aldo put up his fry this morning. Is this how all scousers like their fry’s ?

What ingredient is bottom left? Assuming it’s some kind of sausage but it’s deeply unattractive. Particularly when placed in the vicinity of those gorgeous baked beans.

 

One for the ‘Punching above...’ thread!

[Vector Sigma]

13 minutes ago, Mark M said:

Aldo put up his fry this morning. Is this how all scousers like their fry’s ?

That quite frankly is indefensible, even us pro-beaners can't find a single redeeming feature of that abortion on a plate.

[KMD7]

37 minutes ago, Vector Sigma said:

That quite frankly is indefensible, even us pro-beaners can't find a single redeeming feature of that abortion on a plate.

Speak for yourself I'd happily eat that.

[polymerpunkah]

Into the bin.

 

Including the plate.

[Vector Sigma]

The stuff on the bottom left looks like congealed cat vomit.

 

Prefer my sausages in skins and cooked.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Vector Sigma said:

The stuff on the bottom left looks like congealed cat vomit.

 

Prefer my sausages in skins and cooked.

Fuckin' Gordon Ramsay here.

[skend04]

2 hours ago, Mark M said:

Aldo put up his fry this morning. Is this how all scousers like their fry’s ?

I love beans but this plate is horrific. Mushrooms, barely toasted bread, an inside out sausage and a raw piece of bacon. It's like a challenge from Endurance back in 80s Japan, "eat this plate of shite to progress to the next round of the show."

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Mark M said:

Aldo put up his fry this morning. Is this how all scousers like their fry’s ?

He needs banning from earth for that. Fucking hell. Fuck Ing. Hell 

[Mark M]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He needs banning from earth for that. Fucking hell. Fuck Ing. Hell 

Its funny reading the reply’s to his tweet putting it up - he’s gotten loads of abuse - so much so he then put another reply up saying he knows it doesn’t look good but it tasted great. 
 

[TheHowieLama]

It is amongst the worst meals I have ever seen served - not just brekkie, any meal.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mark M said:

Its funny reading the reply’s to his tweet putting it up - he’s gotten loads of abuse - so much so he then put another reply up saying he knows it doesn’t look good but it tasted great. 
 

If Twitter don't ban him for that then it just proves its run by cunts. You'd expect to find that on Live Leak behind a massive warning disclaimer.  

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Mark M said:

Aldo put up his fry this morning. Is this how all scousers like their fry’s ?

Pro-beaner behaviour