Beans on a fry up

[Pureblood]

I'm just pretending it's Karius.

[Evelyn Tentions]

8 hours ago, TK421 said:

I'm just pretending it's Karius.

He probably lives on an all bean diet.

 It would explain a lot

[gkmacca]

20 hours ago, TK421 said:

Insane. They're going to make the croissants soggy. And what bourgeois madness is that slice of tomato pinned on with a cocktail stick??? The whole thing is absurd.

[Numero Veinticinco]

That’s a really big glass of milk. 

[TheHowieLama]

It lloks like he is having:

 

Salami on Croissant

A plain Croissant

A plate of watery beans

 

The Full Polack breakfast.

How does this happen?

 

[Pidge]

Needs mayo.

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Needs mayo.

Negged. Probably posted in jest, but even so, mayonnaise is turd. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged. Probably posted in jest, but even so, mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen.

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[Remmie]

I think it's high time us anti-beaners are represented as an oppressed demographic and fight the Pro-bean agenda. For too long we've been subjected to hate crimes such as bean juice touching our beautiful egg or Heinz putting beans on an innocent pizza. Oh the humanity! 

 

There is a promised land where ramekins of beans are launched directly in the bin and instead we eat breakfast unsullied by clagnuts swimming in minge plasma. And you will know that my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. 

[Redder Lurtz]

Jamie Carragher is a beaner. FACT. I asked him tonight.

[cloggypop]

4 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Jamie Carragher is a beaner. FACT. I asked him tonight.

Get in! 

[Numero Veinticinco]

8 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Jamie Carragher is a beaner. FACT. I asked him tonight.

I just assumed that he was like the vast majority of people and is pro beans. Nice to have it confirmed. 

[Redder Lurtz]

I rather amused myself. At a Q&A evening where questions were written down and submitted in advance. 

 

"What's the best game you've played in", "Who's the best player you've played against", "Who's the best manager you've worked under" "Question here from Mike: Beans on a fry up, yes or no?"

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

I rather amused myself. At a Q&A evening where questions were written down and submitted in advance. 

 

"What's the best game you've played in", "Who's the best player you've played against", "Who's the best manager you've worked under" "Question here from Mike: Beans on a fry up, yes or no?"

Repped. Disappointing answer, though.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Hahah. Phrases like that? Amazing. 

[TheHowieLama]

Well in  - ask him about the monkey with a knife next time if you can.

[Redder Lurtz]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Well in  - ask him about the monkey with a knife next time if you can.

I was tempted to throw that in too but given the recent knife crime stuff I thought it mightn't have gone down well.

[Anubis]

Spitting, punditry descending into farce, and now pro-beans. What a sad fall from grace.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Fugitive]

On 29/03/2019 at 00:05, Redder Lurtz said:

Jamie Carragher is a beaner. FACT. I asked him tonight.

He’s also best mates with Gary Neville... his opinion is now invalid.

[Dr Nowt]

On 24/03/2019 at 13:07, Ken Robber said:

I hope this cunt captains your next ship.

 

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

See, these are fantastic and served with the proper meal get 4 thumbs up

[Tony Moanero]

Balls to beans, barbecue or otherwise.

[Redder Lurtz]

5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

He’s also best mates with Gary Neville... his opinion is now invalid.

No he isn't. They get on, that's it.

 

Beans.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I’d eat beans on a pizza.