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Roy Hodgson loves beans on his fry up, his plate is 2/3s beans, the big twat.

 

I'll be surprised if he every gets what he has ordered as just simply asking for a fwy-up would confused the hell out of most gweasy spoons.

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Roy Hodgson loves beans on his fry up, his plate is 2/3s beans, the big twat.

 

Odds on he loves them when they've outstayed their welcome in the warmer and they're like sludge.

 

"These mushy beans are simply twemendous, and I am in utopia with the wesult I have achieved here today. My taste in beans has twanslated from Alfs Caf in Islington to Bjorns Big Bweakfasts in Halmstad to Xherdans Xhiny Xhpoon in Neuchatel."

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Whats the twist? That he is a fucking child molester? 

 

I'd rather have a madras on my breakfast than beans. Saying that, i'd rather one of si's gypsies poured tarmac over it before i'd let them little bald aids bullets anywhere near my smoked bacon. 

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Whats the twist? That he is a fucking child molester? 

 

I'd rather have a madras on my breakfast than beans. Saying that, i'd rather one of si's gypsies poured tarmac over it before i'd let them little bald aids bullets anywhere near my smoked bacon.

 

Repped for the sheer hatred towards the unassuming haricot bean.

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