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Margaret Thatcher


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Anyone know the current state of health of the former Prime Minister? I only ask because I'm bursting for a shit but have decided to hold it in until I have her grave to offload it onto.

 

This leads me onto a new thread. Following on from the success of the people who became legends through death, but were shit when they were alive thread, what about people you wish would just hurry the fuck up and die?

 

Thatcher would be top of my list. I'd like to get up at her funeral and say "Don't even fucking dream of claiming this woman was anything but an evil bitch. Now then, when's the buffet opening?"

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Anyone know the current state of health of the former Prime Minister? I only ask because I'm bursting for a shit but have decided to hold it in until I have her grave to offload it onto.

 

This leads me onto a new thread. Following on from the success of the people who became legends through death, but were shit when they were alive thread, what about people you wish would just hurry the fuck up and die?

 

Thatcher would be top of my list. I'd like to get up at her funeral and say "Don't even fucking dream of claiming this woman was anything but an evil bitch. Now then, when's the buffet opening?"

 

Her predecessor Ted called it a day recently.

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As well as most of the people already mentioned I'd add every anchor on Fox News - especially Bill O'Reilly, Brit Hume and John Gibson. As Bill Hicks would say, they are demons set loose on earth to lower the standards...

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Dick Cheney and George Best. Cheney because he is one greedy Texas hick who is the root of everthing that is evil about the Bush Administration. George Best because more deserving people deserve to use the oxygen that he is currently inhaling. Anyone who takes liberties after already having kidney transplant deserves everything they get in my opinion.

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Thatcher would be top of my list. I'd like to get up at her funeral and say "Don't even fucking dream of claiming this woman was anything but an evil bitch. Now then, when's the buffet opening?"

I really hope you're the guy BBC Live broadcast randomly select as "man in the street" to pay your respects the night she goes. :party:

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I really hope you're the guy BBC Live broadcast randomly select as "man in the street" to pay your respects the night she goes. :party:

It would make great telly. Hated the bitch when she was in power, and still hate her.

 

By the way - Denis Norden, if you're reading this, It'll Be Alright on the Night 243 won't be funny. The clips actually raise the odd smile, but your links in the middle have always been painfully unfunny, and why the fuck do you need a clipboard?? It's not live tv. If the autocue breaks down, stop filming, fix it, and then carry on. The fucking clipboard isn't going to help, and in any event, you could hardly be less funny with nothing to read from could you?

 

Denis, do the world a favour - hurry the fuck up and die.

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Also, everyone that has ever either appeared on Big Brother, or bored the fuck out someone recounting the previous evening's "events".

 

and whilst we're at it, the atrocious disgraced ex-MP Neil Hamilton (the fact that some people actually voted this prick into government is proof, if proof were needed, that Democracy is for losers) and his fucking insane wife Christine. PLeeeeeaaaase for fuck's sake the pair of you, hurry the fuck up and die.

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Michael Portillo- ultra right-wing tory, now pretending to be the nice guy. If he thought the tories had any chance of winning, he'd be back like a shot.

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John Leech from the Widnes Car Centre. Don't get me wrong, he's probably a decent bloke but his voice has been annoying me nearly every day since as long as I can remember and I fear the only thing likely to stop it is his untimely demise.

 

Mike Riley.

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Elton Cunt. Wig wearing, over spending, man bumming, Disney singing, stupid glasses wearing, still (unfortunately) standing, ridiculous costume wearing, waste of space talentless twat.

 

AIDS - the so-called "gay plague" and this abomination escapes it. Jammy get.

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John Leech from the Widnes Car Centre. Don't get me wrong, he's probably a decent bloke but his voice has been annoying me nearly every day since as long as I can remember and I fear the only thing likely to stop it is his untimely demise.

The reason I can never listen to commercial radio. I fucking hate the adverts. And the cheesy fucking DJs. And the bland nonsense that passes for music. And the fact that they all think they're so zany.

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The reason I can never listen to commercial radio. I fucking hate the adverts. And the cheesy fucking DJs. And the bland nonsense that passes for music. And the fact that they all think they're so zany.

Agreed. We have Simon Logan on Radio Aire over this neck of the woods (complete with compulsory studio bird who laughs maniacally at everything he says)

 

STILL doing things like telephone wind-ups, and other wacky stunts. What a cunt.

 

Oi, Logie - do us all a favour and hurry the fuck up and die.

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