weird wankfodder

[The Party Boy]

i once drew a pair of tits on paper with a pencil and wanked over that. cant match wanking over your own leg though thats quality

 

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[The Party Boy]

come on someone else must have some, i remember another one i wanked with my sooty puppet on my hand for a laugh, thought of sue though while i was doing it

 

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[The Party Boy]

someone else must have some storys come on

 

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[The Party Boy]

i reckon DT has some dirty european wank in his history come on fess up

 

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[huyton vladi]

I once had a wank over the husky voiced teen angel off captain caveman, fit as fuck she was and that voice "oh pleeeasse cavey wavey", even the thought of it sends a shiver down my nob.

 

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[The Party Boy]

you get charged all the time here, we used to waste mates phone credit ringing em up, happy days

 

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[aws]

drowning if the grease caused the armbands to slide off.

 

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[Christian]

I purchased one of those shower scrubs yesterday. Just a cheapo one and when you flick it inside out it really looks like a cunt. With a nibbly clit bit.

 

Do I win a prize? I had a few weird wanks about Madge Bishop from Neighbours. I also once put a urinal blue thing on my cock and it hurt. To this day, I have no reason why I done that.

[Total Longo]

Which one? The madge bishop or the urinal thing?

 

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[Remmie]

Christian is that your catchphrase, do I win a Prize? I think you should make it your signature

[Christian]

Signatures just tie me down man. I need the space to reform and reinvent every single day.

 

Where has the nice weather gone? Where are the tits? I get my haircut, look a bit fresh and there is nowt around to fucking appreciate it.

[Dr.Filth]

Aha, it was Total Longo!

 

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[Total Longo]

What was?

 

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[Guest Elmyn Noos]

The sleeve to the Pepsi and Shirely single "Heartbreak".

 

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[Total Longo]

I believe him, as well.

 

Might try that if Anais bursts on me later.

[Remmie]

One of my favourite thread openers ever

[Dr.Filth]

This thread has been edited to death. Come on Remmie I want answers!

[Remmie]

There have been a couple of server moves which means that parts of old threads have gone missing. Gutted as there are some lost gems out there in Forum heaven

[Dr.Filth]

There have been a couple of server moves which means that parts of old threads have gone missing. Gutted as there are some lost gems out there in Forum heaven

 

There certainly are. This thread was actually started by me in my 'Huyton Vladi' days about a lad I used to know who would get in bed with one of his sister's stockings and a high heel shoe on and hang his leg out of the bed so he could have a wank over it.

[Stouffer]

I wish I had got here earlier. I feel like I have missed so much.

[Stu Monty]

I hate the fact that we lost my pasta thread which was dedicated to that nut-job Djibbers. That thread was class.

 

There's some real quality stuff been lost to the tides.

[Alan Sex]

My mates mum's underpants. (she wasn't in them at the time).

[RoboRiise]

There certainly are. This thread was actually started by me in my 'Huyton Vladi' days about a lad I used to know who would get in bed with one of his sister's stockings and a high heel shoe on and hang his leg out of the bed so he could have a wank over it.

 

That's fucking bad either way, but tell me you mean a wank over it and not a wank over it...

[Anubis]

My mates mum's underpants. (she wasn't in them at the time).

 

Presumably when she is in them she's fit?

[Alan Sex]

she was 20 years ago... when I did it!