anyone seen neighbours today

[Bobby Hundreds]

Prick was 70 when I was 14 I'm 38 now. Wish he'd rack off. Seriously he was either born fucking old or I don't even know an or... fuck him Helen McDonald rotted before his eyes and he knew the secret!

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Prick was 70 when I was 14 I'm 38 now. Wish he'd rack off. Seriously he was either born fucking old or I don't even know an or... fuck him Helen McDonald rotted before his eyes and he knew the secret!

Is this a pissed post?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Yeah that was a pay day pissed post. Now I have to get up and go Christmas shopping. Lucky me.

[Guest]

11 hours ago, Mook said:

Yassssss...

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46405752

 

He died in it and now he's returning. The hint is that he is 'laying a few ghosts to rest'. I reckon Neighbours is going all 'Haunting of Hill House'. I wonder what other ghosts could appear? Des? Harold? Madge? I can't remember the old ladies name with the dog. I have it in my head as Mrs Marple but obviously that's wrong. 

[Mudface]

Mrs Mangel?

[Mook]

Aye, it was Mrs Mangel.

 

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

Aye, it was Mrs Mangel.

 

 

Ha! And Bouncer the dog!

[Bjornebye]

Who was the funny cunt who accused me of looking like Toadfish? Sugar Ape? 

 

Remmie looks like Toadfish. I'm more of a Karl Kennedy/Madge Bishop hybrid. 

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Who was the funny cunt who accused me of looking like Toadfish? Sugar Ape? 

 

Remmie looks like Toadfish. I'm more of a Karl Kennedy/Madge Bishop hybrid. 

You've got some balls comparing yourself to the demi-god that is Karl Kennedy.

[VladimirIlyich]

57 minutes ago, Mook said:

Aye, it was Mrs Mangel.

 

 

Philly's painting?

[Bjornebye]

26 minutes ago, Mook said:

You've got some balls comparing yourself to the demi-god that is Karl Kennedy.

Wait till you meet me Mook. I make Gladiators pregnant just by making eye contact with them. Especially when i'm on the Tube with Dr Nowt and Rubble Rouser. Now them two.... swoon. Juniper is fit as fuck as well. And Stringvest is a sort and all. 

 

Turdseye however..... And I have no idea what Fowlers God actually looks like because his face is always covered in a hedge. 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Aye, it was Mrs Mangel.

 

 

 

For a minute there, I thought that was Tidy Up.

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Wait till you meet me Mook. I make Gladiators pregnant just by making eye contact with them. Especially when i'm on the Tube with Dr Nowt and Rubble Rouser. Now them two.... swoon. Juniper is fit as fuck as well. And Stringvest is a sort and all. 

 

Turdseye however..... And I have no idea what Fowlers God actually looks like because his face is always covered in a hedge. 

Rubble & Stringvest are suave bastards right enough.

 

*crosses legs

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Wait till you meet me Mook. I make Gladiators pregnant just by making eye contact with them. Especially when i'm on the Tube with Dr Nowt and Rubble Rouser. Now them two.... swoon. Juniper is fit as fuck as well. And Stringvest is a sort and all. 

 

Turdseye however..... And I have no idea what Fowlers God actually looks like because his face is always covered in a hedge. 

Bet that was a surprise for Wolf.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Wait till you meet me Mook. I make Gladiators pregnant just by making eye contact with them. Especially when i'm on the Tube with Dr Nowt and Rubble Rouser. Now them two.... swoon. Juniper is fit as fuck as well. And Stringvest is a sort and all. 

 

Turdseye however..... And I have no idea what Fowlers God actually looks like because his face is always covered in a hedge. 

You can make men pregnant too? Your talents are truly endless.

[Mook]

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 01/12/2018 at 09:55, Bjornebye said:

Wait till you meet me Mook. I make Gladiators pregnant just by making eye contact with them. Especially when i'm on the Tube with Dr Nowt and Rubble Rouser. Now them two.... swoon. Juniper is fit as fuck as well. And Stringvest is a sort and all. 

 

Turdseye however..... And I have no idea what Fowlers God actually looks like because his face is always covered in a hedge. 

 

Women have always needed a 3am closing time last resort as well, you know. We’ve all got a role to play. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Mook said: