Tinseltown Midgets & Guns

[The Party Boy]

what the fuck is tiswas? you arl bastards

 

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[The Party Boy]

doesnt mini me go to the playboy mansion and have his dirty little way with heffs girls all the time

 

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[huyton vladi]

I heard afucking great story once about the making of The Wizard of Oz.

Apparently it was the first time ever that so many midgets had been in the same place together and there were mass munchkin orgies going off everywhere after filming.

I wonder if you can get midget porn?

 

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[The Party Boy]

ive seen midget porn and wanked over it

 

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[Christian]

Bridget the Midget 6 - the search for legs.

[Aaron Miller]

midgets freak me out.

 

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[Remmie]

Midgets are walking Blow-jobs

 

Dave it has indeed been far too long without you and I see that you have found time to post on the *f, you disappoint. You should though have 2 months worth of stories now

 

Can there be anything more beautiful then Midget Porn?

[Remmie]

Wee man on Jackass is a right devious bastard

[Total Longo]

The little fella Dave is referring to on Me myself and Irene is a midget Jimmy floyd hasselbank. Dead ringers.

 

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[huyton vladi]

Walking blowjobs- fucking excellent!!

 

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[Stouffer]

There used to be a lad at college who was the double of wee-man. He was a right twat.

[Joeys Pogo]

A lad I know used to do some stagehand work on the empire at Panto time for some extra dosh.

 

A good few years ago the panto was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. They were real dwarfs not kids.

 

They had a day off and went on the ale and this lad and a few others tagged along.

 

He said they were absolutely mental.

 

One stood on a stool and offered this normal size fella out because he looked

at him funny. The fella hadn't done anything but the little guy was just out for a scrap with a big fella all day.

 

Two fought with each other rolling around the floor of what was the Centre Hotel Bar at the time, and another fell asleep and pissed his cecks. The others tied his laces together and woke him up to get the ale in. He got up and tried to walk to the bar, he went crashing into the table knocking ale and glasses everywhere. Hoots of laughter and much threatening and cursing from the victim

 

The lad I know said it was one of the most surreal but funny days on the ale he hever had.

 

He also said that when they were on stage they wouild be effing and cursing at each other as they danced around smiling.