Jump to content

Recommended Posts

wanking last night a right pain in the arse, not just the embarrasment like it ruined a class wank had to abort. It was my first one in a few days and I didnt have time to do it later on. So I am still waiting now

 

[%sig%]

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I got caught by an ex-bird. She was asleep and I had the raging horn. She woke up, looked over and saw me quietly going about my business and then leaned over and sucked me off without saying a word. A brief moment of panic and embarassment but then the sweet, sweet slurping sensation took over... :-)

 

[%sig%]

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm on record as getting caught by me Ma. Seem to remember not to many posts after my confession though TPB.

 

You're a bunch of lying fucks the lot of you!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i got caught by my mum when i was 17 watching RTL in the front room pants round ankles tripping the lights fantastic on strawberry acid. wasnt a great mother, son moment. and wanks on acid arent the best, neither is sex especially when the other person doesnt know

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
i got caught by my mum when i was 17 watching RTL in the front room pants round ankles tripping the lights fantastic on strawberry acid. wasnt a great mother, son moment. and wanks on acid arent the best, neither is sex especially when the other person doesnt know

 

That's the Bri I know, good lad....

 

Come on lads, you've all done it, even if Uncle Alan did have his finger up your bum at the time.

 

Don't confess to that by the way, speak to a real person if you want guidance.!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

dont they say the most sensitive part of a mans body while he`s havign one off the wrist is

 

HIS HEARING :D :D

 

nearly got caught by the ma once, thankfully i was able to jump under the sheets quicker than she was able to open the door

 

a mate of mine was living with another fella a while back, anyway, my mate came home from the pub and found your man asleep on the sofa with his cock in his hand, my mate went back out to the front door, and SLAMMED IT LOUDLY, making sure he gave the other fella time to wake up and put his cock away

 

the other lad doesnt know to this day about it, but we all know :D :D :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
dont they say the most sensitive part of a mans body while he`s havign one off the wrist is

 

HIS HEARING :D :D

 

nearly got caught by the ma once, thankfully i was able to jump under the sheets quicker than she was able to open the door

 

a mate of mine was living with another fella a while back, anyway, my mate came home from the pub and found your man asleep on the sofa with his cock in his hand, my mate went back out to the front door, and SLAMMED IT LOUDLY, making sure he gave the other fella time to wake up and put his cock away

 

the other lad doesnt know to this day about it, but we all know :D :D :D

 

 

I bet he went and touched it first but hasnt told you that bit.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
What she nearly woke up and caught you standing there - close call mate.

 

I actually know a bird who woke up and her father was standing over her having a wank!!! I'm not going into details in case someone on here knows her, (it's highly unlikely though), But it nearly ruined her life. It caused a real shit storm, a lot of secrets he's been keeping came out after it happened, a couple of other girls came out with what he'd done to them, the dirty horrible twat. She tried to commit suicide a couple of times. It was only a couple of years ago. But she's married with a kid now. And the dirty cunt who she caught got off with it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I actually know a bird who woke up and her father was standing over her having a wank!!! I'm not going into details in case someone on here knows her, (it's highly unlikely though), But it nearly ruined her life. It caused a real shit storm, a lot of secrets he's been keeping came out after it happened, a couple of other girls came out with what he'd done to them, the dirty horrible twat. She tried to commit suicide a couple of times. It was only a couple of years ago. But she's married with a kid now. And the dirty cunt who she caught got off with it.

 

if that doesnt kill this thread, nothing will

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Caught my mate having a wank in our hotel room when we went to Poland with the school.

 

Went down to the hotel bar for a bevvy, realised I'd left my money in my room, opened the door with the key card and lo and behold, my mate choking the chicken on his bed.

 

Very awkward.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ive nearly been nicked a few times but always managed to escape.

 

Anyone ever had a middle of the night shuffle and made a noise, you stop and listen to see if anyone heard it?

 

I nicked my cousin having one on holiday, he thought I was in the shower and I crept in to scare him and there he is starkers cracking one off in the mirror! I quickly made my exit but looking back I should of well clocked on and scared the shit out of him.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×