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New Holiday for men


Nunavut Patrick
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It's today? I thought it was yesterday. I feel quite unwell from all the steak and blowjobs I got yesterday.

 

I had better get down to Tesco and get some more steaks.

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Beeks loves steak and blow jobs doesn't he.

It's his annual visit to this forum.

 

He must spend 364 days walking around with blue balls and eating lentils.  This is the one magic night he gets to fill his belly and empty his bag.

 

Live it well, Beeky, live it well.

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I lad in our work mentions it on Facebook without fail every year acting all lad bible about it. Not quite the same bants as when he was bladdered at last Christmas work night out when he was almost in tears telling a few of us he's sleeping in separate rooms to his wife because she prefers to sleep in her own space and the last time they had sex was when they conceived their kid, who's now three.

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I lad in our work mentions it on Facebook without fail every year acting all lad bible about it. Not quite the same bants as when he was bladdered at last Christmas work night out when he was almost in tears telling a few of us he's sleeping in separate rooms to his wife because she prefers to sleep in her own space and the last time they had sex was when they conceived their kid, who's now three.

 

Grim

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I lad in our work mentions it on Facebook without fail every year acting all lad bible about it. Not quite the same bants as when he was bladdered at last Christmas work night out when he was almost in tears telling a few of us he's sleeping in separate rooms to his wife because she prefers to sleep in her own space and the last time they had sex was when they conceived their kid, who's now three.

Lucky bastard! My youngest is 25 and thats the last time I got my leg over.

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