New Holiday for men

[Remmie]

My girlfriend is in Ukraine so I get nowt today

[AL66GOLF]

My girlfriend is in Ukraine so I get nowt today

I'm married for 20 years - I get nowt every day

[Alan Sex]

Stringy's having a slack day at work and doing coke.

 

Beak and a slowjob day, then.

[Champ]

I'm married for 20 years - I get nowt every day

You're with the wrong girl. Or she's with the wrong man

[AL66GOLF]

I didn't mean never ever any day..................... We still have our moments or maybe a bit longer than that!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

In other news.... Meh.  Pfft.

[Pony Princess]

The year is 2014: Being a man and having to wait for a certain day where your girlfriend cooks a steak and puts her mouth around your penis.

 

Shameful shit.

[General Dryness]

You're with the wrong girl. Or she's with the wrong man

 

You do know you're the exception rather than the rule, right?

[Champ]

We still have our moments or maybe a bit longer than that!

I hope she's not reading this......makes you sound about 90!

[Atticus Finch]

According to the BBC, bloke found by the A66 in Middlesborough on Friday with his penis cut off, do you think he might have criticised her over cooking the steak too much ?

[Alan Sex]

According to the BBC, bloke found by the A66 in Middlesborough on Friday with his penis cut off, do you think he might have criticised her over cooking the steak too much ?

I can just imagine if it was his psycho bird - standing there, bloody knife in one hand and wagging his severed cock at him with her other hand.

 

"You want a fucking steak? Here you go. Fucking tube steak. You can take care of your own fucking blowjob now as well".

 

She throws the aforementioned todger out of the window as she drives off in her Astra - spitting pea gravel up from the shoulder and he watches her speed off, right turn signal going all the way until she disappears into the distance.

[Clarence Beeks]

Bump!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Sugar Ape is picking up the steaks for tonight, on the condition that I agree to use ChapStick all day to soften up my lips.

[lifetime fan]

On my jack jones in a hotel.

 

Guess its salad and a wank day.

[Nunavut Patrick]

blowjobs are these days for me are how i like my steak.....rare

[Bob]

Well, I've mocked the whole notion of this day before - slags on Facebook posting 'taking my man out for a steak' which should read 'mom, if you're reading this, I'm gonna be swallowing spunk later, just so you know', but...

 

All that was while there was zero chance of me getting either a steak or a blowjob.

[Champ]

Well, I've mocked the whole notion of this day before - slags on Facebook posting 'taking my man out for a steak' which should read 'mom, if you're reading this, I'm gonna be swallowing spunk later, just so you know', but...

 

All that was while there was zero chance of me getting either a steak or a blowjob.

Bob, what's happened to you????

[lifetime fan]

Bob, what's happened to you????

 

He got laid.

 

I thought that was obvious.

[Bjornebye]

If you have your steak cooked anymore than medium rare you deserve to have your cock sucked by an anaconda

[Champ]

He got laid.

 

I thought that was obvious.

 

Henry, the mild mannered janitor

[Liverpool lad]

The year is 2014: Being a man and having to wait for a certain day where your girlfriend cooks a steak and puts her mouth around your penis.

 

Shameful shit.

Correct

[Dr Nowt]

Well, I've mocked the whole notion of this day before - slags on Facebook posting 'taking my man out for a steak' which should read 'mom, if you're reading this, I'm gonna be swallowing spunk later, just so you know', but...

 

All that was while there was zero chance of me getting either a steak or a blowjob.

 

Go 'ed, Bob lad!

[Clarence Beeks]

Bump.

[Clarence Beeks]

Bump

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Being single, I'm just going to have to attempt to suck myself off. Or just pay the £82 fine and have a wank instead.